Kevin Federline has set his sights on Lindsay Lohan and texted her last week, saying “We should hang out.” Umm, it didn’t work. Us says:
“She was totally grossed out,” a Lohan pal tells Us. Says another, “She thought it was hilarious.” However, Federline didn’t appreciate Lohan’s “Why would I hang out with you?” reply. He fired back, calling her a "firecrotch." Says the source, “She couldn’t believe he was so pathetic. She doesn’t want him using her to make Britney jealous.”
God damn, is there any way this dude could embarrass himself any more. I guess he could have asked out Lindsay while wearing a diaper and a purple top hat. And then sat down on a cactus, and then ran around yelping while he tried to get the cactus out. You know what, never mind. This is pretty much the same thing.
EARL is back. well, not really
FedEx: You wanna hang out wit da Gansta?!? LiLo: Ewww! FedEx: Whatevas, I was jus messin’. Firecrotch! Why am I so hated? Boo-hoo-hoo…
lindsay probably couldn’t believe he thought she was that easy but we all know better.
He did manage to screw Britney back when that counted for something. The real question is how the hell did he get her number to text her? Also, calling her firecrotch is so 2006. I guess he didn’t get the Lindsay insult memo. It’s all about making fun of her AA membership now.
Watch out, LiLo! K-Fed can impregnate, even by text! Get thee to a clinic!
Way to go, KFed! I’m sure after your asshatitude with Lindsay you’ll really be a chick magnet now.
His street cred was nil EVEN when he was spearing Spears, and then only he and Britney thought that he was cool, and she got over it! STICK TO BACKUP DANCERS POSER, at least with them you might still have a snowball’s chance in hell…your moment of ruining everyone else’s fantasies are OVER…
im a redhead, maybe i should send her a text askin if she wanted to hang out firecrotch to firecrotch
bryce: You want me to suck your balls for you?!? Austin: Fuck off little pussy bitch. bryce: What-e-verrrr, I was just messin’. Racist! Why am I such an annoying piece of shit? Boo-hoo-hoo…
If K-Fed and Lohan hooked up the shear amount of white trashocity released by their union would destroy countless planets.
The really funny part is that Lohan is such a nobody at this point that even a wigger lowlife like Federline thinks that he can nail her.
KFed was clearly looking to become that stabilizing element Lohan is seeking. Look what happened to Brit without him… barefoot and preggers keeps a girl out of trouble!
This story is so damned funny. Man, how low can you go, Fed? Keep it up, I always need a laugh.
You are right in a way Tennessee, he did create a nuclear family unit, for a while. However, like most nuclear material it has spawned some mutant freaks…
what a douche
The best part was that Lindsay didn’t say no because she thinks K-Fed is a disgusting, white trash piece of garbage, but because “She doesn
This sounds like totall 3rd grade bullshit. I can’t beleive that people have made a living by spouting this garbage.
this would only be more pathetic if he showed up on Rasslin’….no wait, he already did that…maybe it couldn’t get more pathetic, unless he passed out in a las vegas nightclub from working too hard or divorced kid rock after 4 months or appeared on the love boat or something
This an open warning to Fed-Ex:
Buster, you BEST keep your slimy, Cheeto scoopin’ hands off my precious Lindsay! She is a delicate flower of a woman, and if she’s gonna be banging one pathetic nobody, by God that nobody’s gonna be ME!
youre backwards hustlin, k-fed…backwards
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