January 23, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

I was gonna say that Mena Suvari has some pretty weird breasts, but then I realized her heads not that great either.  Or her stomach. Or hair. Or glasses.  So it would have been a miracle of modern science if this mess did have a nice rack.  It would be like if you saw a monkey with beautiful blond hair.  Except, replace that with an analogy that makes sense and doesn’t make me sound like a total fucking retard.

UPDATE – This guy is cool.

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