01.22.2007 MENA SUVARI IS OPEN MINDED

I was gonna say that Mena Suvari has some pretty weird breasts, but then I realized her heads not that great either.  Or her stomach. Or hair. Or glasses.  So it would have been a miracle of modern science if this mess did have a nice rack.  It would be like if you saw a monkey with beautiful blond hair.  Except, replace that with an analogy that makes sense and doesn’t make me sound like a total fucking retard.

UPDATE - This guy is cool.




(69) Comments

  1. Ravener 01/22/2007 12:24

    Cute pair of First!

  2. Spaulding 01/22/2007 12:25

    maybe you could photoshop some rose petals in over her boobs? that might make it more pleasing to the ol’ eye balls.

  3. Ravener 01/22/2007 12:26

    Damn, I was going to write “tits”, but it seems the other primitive portion of my brain decided to go ahead and type the stupid ‘first’ thingy instead.

  4. Shafty 01/22/2007 12:27

    Sure as hell aint as hot as Biel now is it?

    I saw some pics somewhere of that hot as young RB singer for Puffy, I have no idea what her name is but she looks hotter than Alba in a bikini- why don’t you post those pics. SHes hot as hell.

  5. Jeffrey 01/22/2007 12:29

    Just another chick who peaked in high school…

  6. Ravener 01/22/2007 12:30

    Look at the hat, my god the hat!!!

  7. elvis 01/22/2007 12:35

    big nipples! but i like her always have, her shit looks real.

  8. JoeBlow 01/22/2007 12:37

    When are men going to learn the difference between the nipple and the areola? She has a nice small rack but Elvis her nipples are not big. Her areola’s are ya dumbass.

  9. BarbadoSlim 01/22/2007 12:37

    Was this piece of leather supposed to be hot once?

    What was it she did it? Who the fuck are these people?

  10. Huge Taco Man 01/22/2007 12:39

    If she got some C cups installed she might find work again.

  11. BarbadoSlim 01/22/2007 12:40

    That is one nasty nipple/areola combo she’s got going on there. One’s pointing southeast, the other, north? wtf?

  12. JC 01/22/2007 12:41

    Whew, for a minute there, I thought old Lindsay had undergone reduction surgery, or implant removal.

  13. kanselm 01/22/2007 12:42

    Nice. But her tits need a giant red H in the center of them

  14. Laylo 01/22/2007 12:43

    Shafty: are you talking about those Danity Kane girls? Which one? I like the slutty one…A something or the other.

  15. iddolohan 01/22/2007 12:45

    still hot

  16. David05 01/22/2007 12:45

    “Look at the hat, my god the hat!!!”

    that’s what i was thinking

  17. Beef 01/22/2007 12:48

    That is a great rack for a scrawny little chick like her

  18. Juan 01/22/2007 12:54

    I love pic 1 (not the banner pic) of Mena the hyena in the hat and her douche-bag friend with the Jiffy-pop headgear. And by love, I mean ridicule.

  19. perfectcircle 01/22/2007 12:56

    To be honest, I always thought she was kind of an awkward being. Perhaps we should make a new species classification. She could go into the same category as beaten dogs with three legs and sharks that have had their fins cut off for yummy soup.

  20. Ryan13 01/22/2007 12:58

    This is old news to anyone who’s seen “American Beauty”. And no, no one was impressed then, either.

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