It can be really hard to suffer through awards shows but the Golden Globes is especially boring because none of the chicks even care enough to dress trampy. Most of them looked like absolute hell, with the exception of Ali Larter and Jessica Biel. Biel can still look like a girl when she puts on the right dress. She’s still too muscular though. Her vagina must feel like leather. Ali Larter looked fantastic as usual. Just the fact that she looks fresh faced and clean makes her stand out in Hollywood these days. She’s pretty like a rainbow. A rainbow with long blond hair and a hot ass.
01.16.2007 THE GOLDEN GLOBES WERE BORING
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ali larter is mad hot, but i feel horrible saying shes the second hottest girl on that show. but i wont feel horrible about that when hayden whateverhernameis turns 18. ick. im gross. also, jessica biel is ideal.
Maria Menounos looked SMOKING HOT last night. Where are the pics of her??????
isn’t jessica biel dating derek jeter? he’s so unattractive. i’m sure they have sex on top of his money. money aids when beauty fails.
fourth!
Ali Larter looks better and better. She’s older than me but I look 10 years older than her! My mother did warn me that whacking off 18 times a day wasn’t good for me. Did I listen? No.
Her left boob is long than her right one but those are some nice looking saggy tits :-)
Sacha Baron Cohen (aka Borat) gave a speech about having his face smushed in some dude’s asshole. That was some funny shit (no pun intended).
Yeah?…….Not. When I win the the lottery I’m going to hire Tourettes Guy to stand in the crowd and yell, “sluts, SLUTS, suck my cock you skanky sluts”,,,, or whaterever he feels like saying at the time.
Leather? Come on now. She’s not that ripped. Her arms don’t have veins or muscles popping out. She looks perfectly toned and I’m sure her vagina feels like a slippery smooth VISE ready to rip off your penis and eat it for lunch. MMMM afternoon delight.
ali larter is the hottest woman on the planet all men on this planet have caught a beat to the whipped cream bikini scene in varsity blues and jessica is number two in my book i bet her vagina could break your finger if you missed the g spot but god damn if i’m going to lose a finger thats how i want it to happen
My female pt of view: Ali is perfect, but that Biel chick is a bit of a dog in comparison.
I am generally a brunette guy but Ali Larter is by far one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood today. She just gets better and better and is a far cry from her days in Mortal Kombat. Ali, please don’t change anything. Jessica looks healthy, and I appreciate that compared to all the other super skinny anorexic girls out there lately. She’s not my type but I admire her beauty nonetheless.
Please, anyone who thinks that Jessica Biel is “too muscular” must have severe self-esteem issues and a permanently flaccid penis.
this ali girl is hot, but who is she?
She’s on the series Heroes. And she famously wore the whip cream bikini in Varsity Blues. BTW for anyone who hasn’t tried it whip cream doesn’t stay like that, you have to buy the stuff at the sex shops. It’s thicker.
Blondes are milquetoast. Their efforts to be sexy dont work out as well as brunettes’. But some blonds ‘got it’. Like this Larter chick. And definitely Naomi Watts. I think it has something to do with blondes that have darker eyebrows. That seems to pull it all together.
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Dude… you’re crazy!! Jessica Biel is smoking hot.
Ali Larter is way too clean and decent looking for this site, the woman looks like she has standards. Chances that she’d let you alternate your dick between her ass and her mouth during sex are between slim and none. Well ex-cuuuse me your majesty.
you’re all idiots and not funny.