02.07.2007 I THINK IM IN LOVE

I don't know why anyone would ever think that pregnant woman are creepy.  Just look how hot Tori Spelling is.  And I know what you're thinking.  "Well, she's always been super hot".  And of course you're right, but now she's just off the charts.  I think we're close enough now that I can admit this picture is getting me super turned on.  I can't be the only one.  I was looking at the picture and before I even knew it I was taking off my clothes, seduced by her eyes and sexy smile.  Oh yeah baby, yeah, you work it you sexy little bitch….

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  1. Brian06 02/07/2007 10:58

    fucking LMAO

  2. djprimak 02/07/2007 10:59

    Oh, the humanity.

  3. Randy 02/07/2007 10:59

    It’s a trap!

  4. Jadine 02/07/2007 11:00

    Wow… pregnancy does not suit her from that angle AT ALL.

  5. The Duchess 02/07/2007 11:01

    The second picture on the bottom is by far the most flattering.

  6. sicksauce 02/07/2007 11:02

    admiral aackbar!!! too fucking funny

  7. gonza 02/07/2007 11:04

    Allah Ackbar!

  8. Gary 02/07/2007 11:05

    See…this is the reason you never shoot a picture of someone looking up at them. Basic Photographic rule…everyone ends up looking like Tori Spelling.

  9. djprimak 02/07/2007 11:05

    Peanut butter, jelly time!

  10. djprimak 02/07/2007 11:07

    Gary: yes, but her man-jowls appear in the last one too.

  11. Juan 02/07/2007 11:09

    oh come on, don’t you think she has that “glow”? Nah, me neither. But I’m happy for her. The paparazzi who took the photos is the one who should be ashamed of himself. Why make us look at TorSpel when there are plenty of non-pregnant women on the street.

  12. Rupert 02/07/2007 11:11

    Incredibly moist. Quite day at the office for WWTDD??

  13. detective sandy vagina 02/07/2007 11:13

    The second picture portrays her in the best light, don’t you agree?

  14. First!! 02/07/2007 11:14

    I think Jabba the Hut is a little better resemblance….
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jabba_the_Hutt

  15. detective sandy vagina 02/07/2007 11:15

    …and I think she got shot with a BB in the nose… just take a look at her in the last picture.

  16. Ryan13 02/07/2007 11:16

    Okay, that TOTALLY looks like she’s wearing a fat suit. I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing…

  17. sicksauce 02/07/2007 11:16

    We have no choice, General Calrissian. Our cruisers can’t repel firepower of that magnitude. At that close range we won’t last long against those Star Destroyers.

  18. Ben 02/07/2007 11:18

    Are you sure that’s not Courtney Love?

  19. Ben 02/07/2007 11:21

    Seriously…whose the female impersonator?

  20. chris06 02/07/2007 11:23

    We all can agree that she is not human however she is not a character from star wars. Someone has finally managed to make an Alpaca walk upright. Here is the before picture link of the hideousness that is Tori Spelling
    http://www.pikespeakphoto.com/alpaca.html

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