KATE MOSS IS SINGLE. AGAIN.

Kate Moss has reportedly dumped her junkie boyfriend Pete Doherty again, this time in the wake of the video obtained by the Sun UK showing Doherty getting high after slipping off from Kate as the two vacationed in Thailand.   But even though some reports say they two have split, others say a perceived split may be staged for public consumption.  A source close to Kate says:

"Kate is understandably livid about these pictures. That they were taken just two days after their special commitment ceremony simply adds insult to injury.   Of course Kate still loves Pete and vice-versa but she's a clever woman and knows that she has got to put her career first. Kate needs to start looking after herself – or at least be seen to be doing so – and has been strongly advised to take some time off from Pete.   This means not getting herself photographed with him and certainly no raucous nights out – at least until the fuss has all died down a bit."

God, being the biggest fuck-up in this relationship is like being the meanest badger. You really really have to step up.  The odds of this ending in tragedy can only be expressed in a previously uninvented percentage that's above 100.  If they don’t end up dead before summer it will a complete miracle.  And quite frankly, so be it, because otherwise they may have kids, and the world needs these two idiots to start a family like we need the return of fire breathing dragons.