03.05.2007 CAN I HELP YOU, MA’AM

In theory, these pictures show Eva Longoria "jogging" through the Hollywood Hills this weekend.  In reality, it look like she's leading one of those workout videos safe for all ages and fitness levels, even if you've found other videos too fast or difficult and you just couldn't keep up.   Seriously, what's with the 60-year-old.  And why is there no jogging going on.  There's a lot of standing and some casing of a house, but very little jogging.  By the end she probably burned the same amount of calories as I did typing this or someone rolling over in bed.

Wow, she does have a really hot ass, though.




(64) Comments

  1. Plague30 03/05/2007 13:14

    hot ass, yes. and FIRST!!

  2. bryce 03/05/2007 13:21

    Where did my comment go? It ate my funny comment, but didn’t spit it out on the screen… Is it editing shit out that isn’t funny enough to make the grade, cos my post was funnier than FIRST!!

  3. spacecadetglow 03/05/2007 13:22

    personally, i think her ass looks weird in that first picture. maybe it is because of that ginormous wedgie.

  4. moebee 03/05/2007 13:23

    i want to make love to her rectum, rather forcefully, because i am a gentleman.

  5. LoRider 03/05/2007 13:23

    When you are hot, you do not need to exercise and when you are rich, you can pay others to exercise for you. God Bless Eva Langoria.

    Ride Lo

  6. LoRider 03/05/2007 13:25

    Oh by the way, the “Diet Patch” in those popup ads really do work! They taste like ass, but eating 2 or 3 a day really has killed my appetite.

    Ride Lo

  7. Aaron 03/05/2007 13:25

    I find her as annoying as they come… But that said, whatever we want to criticize her for, her workout regimen shouldn’t be on the list.

  8. Victell 03/05/2007 13:26

    I was going to say she looks pretty good for her age. But then I found out she’s only 32.

  9. Jim 03/05/2007 13:26

    Eh…..she’s too skinny for me (not that I wouldn’t fuck her…I mean, I’d tear into that like a steak).

  10. Perry 03/05/2007 13:27

    WHO IS THAT HOT SMOKING BLOND?????

  11. bryce 03/05/2007 13:28

    Shit she’s 32?!? I thought she was 42… Oh well.

  12. Chris19 03/05/2007 13:33

    She’s annoying and looks like a troll without makeup. The blond with the black shoes in those pictures is much better looking.

  13. Juan 03/05/2007 13:33

    She has to jog slowly and pause frequently so that the paparazzi can get nice clear photos of her.

  14. djprimak 03/05/2007 13:34

    She is attractive, but by the size of it she has been thrown to a few too many times.

  15. GunGuy 03/05/2007 13:36

    I would like ot drink that ass sweat!

  16. Chunkie 03/05/2007 13:37

    i’d do all 3 of her bodyguards…or least have a giant game of Twister with them.

  17. djprimak 03/05/2007 13:38

    that blond girl on the right in second pic, looks mildly retarded.

  18. Bobby 03/05/2007 13:44

    Oh dear God…First I’d fuck her regular way, and afterwards in her vagina. HOT HOT HOT HOTTTT

  19. Shatzy 03/05/2007 13:52

    Who are the 2 blondes behind her? Tweedee & Tweedeldum?

  20. Shatzy 03/05/2007 13:52

    Who are the 2 blondes behind her? Tweedee & Tweedeldum?

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