The Mirror UK says that Fergie was banned from boarding a Virgin Atlantic flight out of Los Angeles this week because she was so drunk, it was decided she was in no shape to fly. Not fly the plane, mind you, but too drunk to sit in a chair. She was not allowed to board the plane and the flight was delayed for an hour while her luggage was removed. The Mirror says:
The singer, 31, was about to fly from Los Angeles to Britain with bandmates when airline staff saw she was slurring her words and could hardly stand. Fergie, who has battled booze and drugs, drunkenly raged at them and had to be pulled away by friends. One witness said: "She was falling all over the place and had to be supported. She was in no state to fly. But when she was prevented from boarding she couldn't believe it. She was drunkenly ranting at staff but could barely string a sentence together. It was very embarrassing."
This is why all my planes have trap doors. For this and for my arms deals. Sometimes when were having a meeting on my plane and one of the shady characters says my plans are too crazy and he wants out, I say, okay, you want out, you got it. Then I hit a button under my desk and it turns out he was standing on the trap door. Then I say, anyone else want out? Another cool trick is to enter the fancy dinner party with all the rich people and one of my henchmen empties an entire clip from his machine gun, then I walk in behind him, put out my cigarette and say, "I see I have your attention." I'm sinister!
Fergie is overrated. — “This is Sparta!”
Next step: rehab. She wants to do the “cool” thing.
damn isnt she a bit old for all that malarkey?
Fergie is overrated. — “This is Sparta!”
The sad thing is that if they’d just let her on the plane, she’d have probably been fast asleep before they even got around to rolling the drink cart down the aisle.
wonder if she pissed herself
i would be drunk all the time too if I was her and have to brush my teeth in a bathroom with a mirror every morning.
A to the L To The CHOHOLIC
Ride Lo
I want her to piss, shit and puke on my face! Arrgghhh she’s a cum guzzling slut and I love it! Get her poo all over my dick for the infection!!!
I thought she said she had her own fucking private jet in her dumb video
Ha! working on her drunkness. METHALICIOUS!
God…u are truley disgusting
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, Fergie.
Too bad, really. If I had been on the same flight, maybe I could have gotten a little action in the restroom.
Wow. She’s really pretty. I mean REALLY REALLY pretty.
Sometimes when were having a meeting on my plane…
It’s “we’re”.
And she WASN’T in any condition to fly. This “article” makes sarcastic comments about she would just be sitting. *eye roll*
If you’re not inside, you’re outside! Call me BUD FOX; the fat head.
I love these celebs who think they can waltz through life altered and no one will notice.
She looks like my pecker after jerking off 4 times on the BACKSTREET BOYS CDs with Lance Bass Joey FATone
how is the surprising to anyone when her songs are called things like “fergalicious” and “glamourous”? she’s a wanna be diva and she’s going to act out accordingly, no?