Fergalicious Sucks At Singing American Anthems

February 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s officially time to pack your bags and go home forever when Roseanne Barr believes that she’s better at doing something you’ve made an entire solo career out of. Fergie was invited to sing the national anthem for the... READ MORE

Two Boring Forgettable People Divorce

September 16, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Fergie and Josh Duhamel have called it quits after eight years of marriage. The union never really seemed like it would work. And, it didn't. Fergie is best known for playing the titular Beast in Beauty and the Beast... READ MORE

Fergie Humiliation

September 3, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

A new teaser for the visual experience aims for high art but lands on an American Horror Story intro. Take what Lady Gaga was doing ten years ago, throw in a perfume commercial, Baz Lur's Romeo +Juliet, and a... READ MORE

Fergie In A Tiny Bikini In Hawaii And Shit Around The Web

January 6, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Fergie Bikinis in Hawaii like a good little MILF. Though she's neither little or that good. Still, MILF. READ MORE

Fergie Seems Cooked

August 15, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every star talks about going out on top. Few do. Jeter put a date certain on his time and left. Big Papi is going out one of the best hitters in the game. Also, ten muscles sizes bigger than... READ MORE

Fergie Goes Tits Large

July 12, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Fergie got huge new cans. They're fairly spectacular. Like Clemens or Bonds ass injection marks at forty-one, assume Fergie just added three to four more big money years to her career. Worth noting, Clemens and Bonds were talented before... READ MORE

M.I.L.F. $ Isn’t Even Trying (VIDEO)

July 4, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Fergie and Will.I.Am produced a new music video that backed into a song that may be the worst four minutes of musically arranged crap ever. Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian release computer baked dance tracks every couple of years... READ MORE

Sad Looking Halloween Celebs

November 3, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Halloween is supposed to be the happiest drunkest place on earth. But sometimes being young and beautiful and affording the expensive tampons just isn’t enough. Aw, Petunia, you’ve got yourself a case of the miserables. It was hard not to... READ MORE

Steve Ballmer Apparently Loves Fergie

January 8, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Remember when nerds were fat dumpy awkward dudes with Aspergers when we still called it spastic? I miss those nerds. Now everybody with a high IQ and a chip on their shoulder from being born without athletic ability is... READ MORE

Fergie Relives Pissing On Herself (VIDEO)

November 14, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Fergie opened up about that time she pissed all over herself onstage, either to generate promotion for her new album or because she was wasted and about to pee on herself again. There’s not really much to the story... READ MORE