The New York Daily news says that Wilmer Valderrama tried to make a move on his ex Lindsay Lohan this week when the two both showed up on karaoke night at Uniks in New York City. Lohan was on stage singing "Dirrty" by Christina Aguilera and "Criminal" by Fiona Apple and was in the middle of "Like I Love You" by Justin Timberlake when Valderrama walked in around 2:30am. The Daily News says:
"He tried to talk to her, but she didn't have much time for him," noted our spywitness. "Then he grabbed a microphone and said, 'Lindsay, this is for you.' " In front of the packed house, Valderrama sang Matchbox 20's "Back 2 Good" … After the guy sang his heart out, Lohan yelled out for all to hear: "It's too late!" … "Wilmer tried to take it like a man," says our clubgoer. "But he left a few minutes later. He headed up to PM." Despite the rejection, Valderrama was a champ to his waitress at PM. Hearing that she was celebrating her birthday, he left her a $1,100 tip on a $400 tab.
Um, yeah I don't really care about this either. Wilmer should maybe get stripes for the big tip, but the waitress was probably hot and he was just trying to get laid so fuck him. The only real point to this was to post a picture sent in by foxxxy sounding reader Jenna. It's this one, and it shows Lindsay hiking up her skirt for some reason. Presumably because otherwise, how else was she supposed to show her kitty to the entire club. You may think she could just wear saran wrap from now on or roller skates and a thong, but now you're just being ridiculous and it would seem you've got a lot of growing up to do. Shenanigans like this is why your mom wont hug you.
She’s a classy lady, back to rehab in 5, 4, 3…
Too much about Lindsay…let’s spread it around a bit.
you know I love LiLo but doesn’t she look a little orange? The skirt-up pic is OK. As for Wilmer, he can go to hell. He’s got all the women he needs, he doesn’t have to steal LiLo from me!
This site is starting to suck.
Will someone please go out and teach the police how to use a computer. Most of the parents I know that have underage kids have at least one story about their kids or friends of their kids getting picked up for drinking. I mean, it almost seems like the cops are afraid of this little bitch.
Re: the hike-up skirt pic. Damn you bald guy! Get out of the way! We want to see something hairless but not your chrome dome.
Wow… The most I would ever pay is a 100% tip, he really must have been trying to get laid.
that cougar is orange
I agree with JoeBlow…she’s right, except for Lindsay’s camel toe, that fucking hillarious clip of David Russell, and the brilliant screen play we all wrote for Disney a few threads ago.
How did Wilmer go from a Venezuelan retard on That 70s show to pulling insane pussy? I.Just.Dont.Get.It.
I agree Ten-Tux. Wilmer should have faded into obscurity like Mario Lopez, Bronson Pinchot and Tom Green.
Then again things must be on the backslide for Wilmer going to four hundred and thirty seconds. At least he hit it when it was fresh.
Let’s see: I’ve seen Paris Hilton’s beaver and tits. I’ve seen Lindey Lohan’s beaver and tits. I’ve seen Britney’s beaver. All I need now are Britney’s tits and I’ve got BINGO!
That would be the trifecta of the Entertainment World’s Top Skanks.
I like tom green…what’s wrong with him?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ha ha! ha. oh spartacus, that’s a good one
come to think of it…mario lopez is kind of inoffensive as well.
What kind of a fucked up kareoke bar would have a name “Uniks”??? It sounds like “Eunuchs”. Does everyone there sing in high falsetto?
whats up with those gloves?!
it’s almost obscene just how much i want her to take a huge poo in my mouth. in fact, i think i just came through thinking about it.
Tenn-Tux maybe they are all coke whores and he is a Columbian drug dealer…Thats the only thing I can come up with