LINDSAY LOHAN IS A LADY

The New York Daily news says that Wilmer Valderrama tried to make a move on his ex Lindsay Lohan this week when the two both showed up on karaoke night at Uniks in New York City.   Lohan was on stage singing "Dirrty" by Christina Aguilera and "Criminal" by Fiona Apple and was in the middle of "Like I Love You" by Justin Timberlake when Valderrama walked in around 2:30am.  The Daily News says:

"He tried to talk to her, but she didn't have much time for him," noted our spywitness. "Then he grabbed a microphone and said, 'Lindsay, this is for you.' "  In front of the packed house, Valderrama sang Matchbox 20's "Back 2 Good" … After the guy sang his heart out, Lohan yelled out for all to hear: "It's too late!" … "Wilmer tried to take it like a man," says our clubgoer. "But he left a few minutes later. He headed up to PM."  Despite the rejection, Valderrama was a champ to his waitress at PM.  Hearing that she was celebrating her birthday, he left her a $1,100 tip on a $400 tab.

Um, yeah I don't really care about this either.  Wilmer should maybe get stripes for the big tip, but the waitress was probably hot and he was just trying to get laid so fuck him.   The only real point to this was to post a picture sent in by foxxxy sounding reader Jenna.  It's this one, and it shows Lindsay hiking up her skirt for some reason.  Presumably because otherwise, how else was she supposed to show her kitty to the entire club.  You may think she could just wear saran wrap from now on or roller skates and a thong, but now you're just being ridiculous and it would seem you've got a lot of growing up to do. Shenanigans like this is why your mom wont hug you.