03.07.2007 TARA REID IS A TRIPLE THREAT

I haven't believed in super natural monsters since I was like 19, but that was before I saw this video of Tara Reid singing “Total Eclipse of the Heart”. In her defense, she was probably drunk, but she still sounds like a damn demon. She could have gold coins coming out of her mouth and I would still wrap her head in duct tape. 

(60) Comments

  1. John34 03/07/2007 13:33

    First

  2. youfoolio 03/07/2007 13:34

    why do people do that “first” thing? are we in kindergarten or something? tara must be, cuz she can’t seem to read the lyrics in time to actually sing the song.

  3. Juan 03/07/2007 13:35

    Tara and Paris should team up to cut an album. And by “cut an album,” I mean “drive off a cliff.”

  4. Clark Griswald 03/07/2007 13:36

    Another turd sayin “first”. Well im the firs to tell ya no one gives a shit

  5. Angela 03/07/2007 13:37

    “You killed it!” Yeah, that song is definitely dead now. Sad thing is Bonnie Tyler still looks younger than Tara.

  6. rawb 03/07/2007 13:38

    tara used to have a nice rack, i am perplexed as to why she doesnt just show these more often instead of being drunk and singing crappy 80’s songs

  7. John34 03/07/2007 13:38

    Clark, Your mom!

  8. Clark Griswald 03/07/2007 13:40

    yea…that she is…your point? you’re still a turd.

  9. Victell 03/07/2007 13:41

    This is the worst kind of pseudo-celebrity. This useless sack of protoplasm isnt even remotely attractive. And those photos about a year ago of her backasleg still give me cold shivers. Wish it into the cornfield.

  10. Clark Griswald 03/07/2007 13:43

    im just wondering where that hot tara ried went to from Van Wilder. I hate this worthless gal, but she looked 10 levels of slammin in that movie.

  11. T-bird 03/07/2007 13:45

    the “triple threat” is really just warts, herpes, or chlamydia”. whose feeling lucky tonight?

  12. goat 03/07/2007 13:53

    i’d rather that triple threat be a little more permenant…aids and/or hepititas (did i spell that right?)

  13. Cry me a river 03/07/2007 13:54

    I played this video and my dog bared his teeth, snarled then howled like the hounds of hell were coming.

  14. sheepsteeth 03/07/2007 13:54

    no

  15. bryce 03/07/2007 13:59

    I started listening but then I chewed off my own ears to make it stop!

  16. Jombee 03/07/2007 14:12

    This isn’t even worth posting on wwtdd. Gimmie some good shit or i’ll take my business elsewhere! (I won’t but c’mon…Tara Ried? Who gives a bibble?)

  17. Jombee 03/07/2007 14:12

    oh and lol @ T-bird

  18. Victell 03/07/2007 14:28

    bryce, are you Cry’s dog?

  19. LoRider 03/07/2007 14:33

    TR was damn hot in the first “American Pie”, too. Now she has to stand on line to get into clubs and is known for having a terrible set of add-ons. I’d still nail it but wouldn’t be so quick to tell my posse. Ride Lo

  20. Brave Sir Robin 03/07/2007 14:37

    Tara Reid anagrams: A red rat I, rad irate, big twat and drunk trailer park whore

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