Katie Holmes is due to start shooting a comedy called "Mad Money" with Diane Keaton and Queen Latifah in Shreveport, La., next month and sources say Tom Cruise has made it clear to all that he will be a constant presence on set. A source says:
"Tom has called producers and told them he will be on set every day. He wants to observe what's going on and will probably help Katie out."
Except replace the words "observe" and "help" with the words "stalk" and "gather intel". This movie is yet another strange turn in Katie’s career since she became involved with Cruise. Page Six says:
Cruise was said to be upset over her sex scene in last year's "Thank You for Smoking" - which was mysteriously missing during several festival screenings … Holmes gave up her role in the upcoming "Batman" sequel, and some in Hollywood said it was because of the romantic scenes she would have had with Christian Bale … The insider added, "Katie's agent, Hylda Queally (at CAA), chose this role (in "Mad Money") for her because it is a female buddy movie. There is no love interest and she wouldn't be kissing anyone or have a sex scene." Acheson declined comment on the script - which our source, who has seen it, said was "atrocious."
When asked for a comment, Cruise said, "what's the big deal. Look, if I'm so 'crazy,' then why did the aliens choose me to be their spokesperson to the people of Earth? Seems like a pretty important position, if you ask me."
Who cares - what a sad pair. Ride Lo
It’s got to be tough to see your wife playing the tall, charismatic guy’s love interest if you’re short and, err, nuts.
5 words:
batshit insane
Hylda Queally? Really?
As tempting as it is who wants to see a movie with a man kissing a boy in a dress. We should start a pool on how long before the divorce.
Seriously, look at the pack of aliens behind them. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about And gallantly he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet He beat a very brave retreat, Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin! He is packing it in and packing it up And sneaking away and buggering up And chickening out and pissing off home, Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge…
Seriously, what is she getting out of this arrangement? Or is she simply weak-minded and brainwashed?
fuck i hate this guy ever since he joined that crazy ass fuckin religeon otherwise known as scientology………seriously you would hafta be considered mentally retarded to even remotely consider that fucked up religeon its almost as bad as the mormons and joseph smith who found these mystical tablets that he couldnt show anyone lol………i have a friend whos mentally challenged and he even thinks scientology is a joke.
What’s the big deal? If I had a wife, I would follow her around to her job and keep an eye on her all day. I would make her quit jobs if there were handsome men working in the office. I would never let her kiss anyone, including her wrinkled grandmother. So Tom seems completely within his husbandly rights to me. Oh and no, I’m NOT married. Why do you ask?
reminds me of lord of the rings - he is looking out for his precious. Its hard to brain wash bitches - he has got to keep this one in check and make sure she does not slip up and whisper ‘help me’ to anyone.
I will agree with that. I have brainwashed my wife and constantly have to play mind-games with her to keep control of her :-) It’s a lot of effort just to let them go running back to their family and friends… What?!
Do you suppose Katie is brainwashed enough at this point that even after the divorce, she’ll keep believing scientology? Maybe she’s really clever and it’s all some elaborate ruse to take down scientology from the inside. Wishful thinking.
I actually agree with Tom here. There is no normal man on the planet that would be happy, if there wife had to be naked and fake fucked every other day for her job. This is why so many hollywood couples break up because deep down there is no way a man can handle his wife being gropped all day long for money. At some point he comes to the conclusion, that he married a high priced hooker. And the same goes for women who have husbands who do the same.
man she was hot on dawsons creek
I love how people keep mentioning divorce. Like it’s gonna happen. AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I’ll tell ya what…I never thought she was remotely good looking ever. Even on Dawson’s Creek. Actually she was the main reason why I had to give up watching the show after the very first season. I hated her then!
But the good thing to come from Cruise’s insanity is that she will not be in the new Batman movie, which in my opinion, kicks so much ass! I loved Batman The Beggining, but I could see a so much better girl/woman playing her part….such as Jessica Biel!!!!
Good gosh, is this movie going straight to the Logo channel? (Logo is the gay channel).
It’s a good thing you know that.
Being a Shreveporter, It scares the living hell outa me that Mr Cruise will be here. Aren’t there some kind of crazy police that I can call to keep him out of my city?
what an ass !!! I just hope that she will write a book in 5-6 years, after her mariage has broke, telling us all the little secrets he has (like he’s gay for example!!)