Blind Item: A Nobody Porking A Married Somebody

March 1, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

This blind item makes especially good sense (just like that phrasing) because if it is referring to Katie Holmes, it exposes a double cover-up. Holmes has been seen with gay rapper Jamie Foxx over the past year, and while... READ MORE

Tom Cruise Isn’t Checking In With Suri Very Often

September 19, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A new report in InTouch Weekly claims Tom Cruise hasn't seen his daughter Suri in the past four years. Or about since that time he sued the shit out of  Life and Style magazine for claiming he had abandoned... READ MORE

Jamie Foxx Goes Public With Katie Holmes

September 8, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

There's only so much a wife can endure when her husband refuses to respect Oprah's furniture. Not only did Tom Cruise damage the upholstery of others, he damaged his marriage as well. This left Katie up for grabs to... READ MORE

Lais Ribeiro Polished Cleavage and Shit Around the Web

June 15, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Madison Beer quenches, Naked Southern Belles, and more!

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Katie Holmes And Jamie Foxx Definitely Having Hetero Sex

May 18, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

According to anonymous sources who are obviously her PR people, Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx are head over heels in love with each other. You know Holmes is a woman of passion because she signed a contract to remain... READ MORE

Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes Going Strong Despite Obstacles

October 26, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here's a thing. Half the guys in your high school or college drama programs were gay. The number of openly gay male movie actors approximates zero. Either the reprogramming ministers are working wonders on the Greyhounds to Los Angeles... READ MORE

Jamie Foxx And Katie Holmes On The DL

September 7, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

According to a report by Radar Online, Katy Holmes and Jamie Foxx have been sneaking around together because her divorce settlement with her gay husband prevents her from publicly dating anyone for five years. This report seems dubious. Contracts... READ MORE

Katie Holmes Sagging to Gomorrah

March 14, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Tom Cruise looks like a fabulous million waxed dollars. Katie Holmes looks like it’s time to activate the phone tree of friends to come say their final goodbyes. You can’t even tell which one leads the far higher risk... READ MORE

Katie Holmes Ass Cheeks in Directorial Debut

August 12, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’ve been waiting for Katie Holmes to direct a movie about a desperate single mom, insightful tranny waitresses swapped into the traditional role of magical Negroes, and the fleecing of the working class in the subprime mortgage crisis... READ MORE

Tom Cruise Is Missing And Shit Around The Web

April 7, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Reports coming out of dead-eyed Katie Holmes’ camp claim that demented dwarf Tom Cruise hasn’t seen his daughter Suri in over a year. Since he owns his own plane, a couple helicopters, and four rickshaw boys from the Canton... READ MORE