Courtney Love is insisting that her dramatic weight loss recently was nothing more than the result of smart choices and healthy living, and I'm inclined to believe her, because when I think Courtney Love, I think "smart choices and healthy living". But some others aren't so sure. Page Six says:
Love insists her fabulous new figure is due to diet and exercise, but a friend said, "She's telling people she got the gastric band surgery. She even said she had to sleep with a towel by her because the surgery makes her [vomit] all the time and is worried she won't be able to make out with anyone because of her breath." But a rep for Love, who says she's dragged him to healthy macrobiotic restaurants, insists, "Not true. She says she never got surgery."
It doesn't even matter how it happened because she's a damn monster. I'd rather have sex with a beehive. But in other terrifying news, Shar Jackson somehow found 15,000 dollars and blew it on plastic surgery in a last ditch effort to cling to whatever fame she may have once had. She got lipo and a breast lift. And the resulting pictures (more of these over on Splash) are the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. She must be some kind of immortal because I don't think you can just have chucks cut out of you like this. Seriously, if my calculations are correct, she's a damn zombie.
WARNING - seriously, picture 5 is disgusting. Dont open it. But if you do … is that fur? What the hell is she?
PICTURE SOURCE = Splash
I like how Courtney thinks her breath is the reason people won’t “make out” with her.
She is gross
I’m just thankful Shar Jackson is not the banner image.
Who the hell is Shar Jackson’s surgeon? Buffalo Bill? Pic 5 looks like it could be the offspring of the unconvincing Carpet Monster from an episode of Star Trek.
Fuck that made me want to Vom! So would you rather have sex with Courtney Love or Mad.o.nna?
Hey! Do n’t blame the surgeon, blame the subject. Did you see what I had to work with there? I didn’t put the hair there.
Shar Jackson is who now? Michael Jackson’s wife? Sister? Some kind of anagram for Starr Jones? Fugly Spice? Help me out here.
She’s obviously King King’s distant American cousin.
No shit Juan, who the fuck is Shar Jackson? And yes, I’m too fucking lazy to Google her.
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again…
Shar Jackson is less known for her “film and TV” career (does Moesha even count? I mean it sucked) and more known as the chick who K-Fed dumped. WOW! Hold onto that fame there sweetheart.
Britney Spears stole Kevin Federline from Shar. Shar has 2 babies with KFed. BTW - Is that chicken fried steak in pic 5?
That was some nasty shit in pic 5. I d|on’t know what was worse the hairy skin or “skank fat” underneath. VLA-AUCHT!
Is this Shars attempt to win back LA’s latest millionaire,KFag?
Don’t show this shit again,I was eating sandwiches and drinking beer and watching Springer!
HAHAHAHAHAHA @foo 13:28 Mmmm….Beer Sandwich
And how exactly did the surgeon cut through that? He must have used the industrial laser Goldfinger threatened Bond with.
UGH!! I would rather watch Rosanne get her pooper stuffed than see this shit…..
Stretch marks are sooooo sexy!
She must have gotten that surgery d0ne in Japan because, as far as I know, that’s the only place where harpooning whales is legal.
You guys are such stupid assholes. She got stretch marks from spawning with that idiot of Britney’s, and has had them lopped off. Now, she’ll have a smooth, sexy, taut tummy. Good for her! Every woman should be allowed to have that mess cut off–FOR FREE! Go, Shar!