Britney Spears and Kevin Federline finally settled on the details of their divorce last week and it will reportedly cost Brit $13 million to make KFed go away. When the two met in lawyers offices last week, they smoked a few cigarettes, then they agreed once and for all to split and Britney said to Kevin, "You’re the biggest mistake I’ve ever made, but thank you for my babies." Some of the details, according to MSNBC:
- A 2004 pre-nup called for K-Fed to get $250,000 for each year of their marriage, but Spears upped that figure to $500,000 to speed up the negotiations.
- He receives half the proceeds from their Malibu mansion, which is on the market for $13.5 million.
- $25,000 a month in child support for each of the couple’s two children until they reach 18. He also gets custody of the boys four days a week.
- Federline gets to keep all the gifts Spears bought them during their marriage.
- He’s forbidden from writing a tell-all about their marriage.
Well at least Britney has learned a valuable lesson and will never … actually … wait … no. She's still borderline retarded and super easily tricked. Anyone with a moose costume and a flashlight could convince her that only the MooseLight Foundation can show the way to true happiness and the path to enlightenment. You could make at least 6 million from her and Lindsay and Madonna before they moved on to someone wearing robes and a shiny pendant and a super pointy hat. The pointy hat stands for wiseness.
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He is one smart wigger.
drink bleach scott.
K-Fed is forbidden from writing a “tell-all” book. Not much chance of that. But he CAN dictate an “as told to” book. Or, better yet, perhaps he will create an epic poem about their doomed romance. With his mad rhyming skillz, this would finally legitimize “rap” as an art form.
God blesses the wrong fucking people.
The only problem, as I see it, is–what rhymes with Britney?
What the hell child needs 25,000 a month???
Juan–I would LOVE an epic poem of this marriage. Paradise Britney. Britney Lost. BeoBritney.
oh god damn it. he made $13 million? and $50,000 a month til the kids turn 18? WHAT THE FUCK?
I’m gonna go and marry Michael Jackson
Mike, if that doesn’t work, I happen to have a light-skinned friend who looks like Michael Jackson and a dark-skinned friend who looks like Michael Jackson…
I’m certain you’re too old, Mike.
there is no god. kfed’s lived a life of leeching and sucking and he gets rewarded $13 million for it?
In other news, Dita Von Tesse in Penthouse here: http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/11653743.html
TT: damn you. I can’t look at that at work. thanks a lot.
K-Fed should hire someone to write a book supposedly written by one of Brit’s lezzie friends. She’ll spend a fortune trying to figure out which little dyke betrayed her, and we’ll all have a good laugh. Then, Kevin can sue for more custody(=more$$$) to keep the kids away from that den of carpet munching.
What rhymes with Britney? . and the book. anyone remember Dark Star . not too smart there. Shoulda learned what happened with Jerry Garcia.
God damn it I want to fight that mother fucker NOW !!!!!
Right God Damn NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are not authorized to speak of the MooseLight Foundation. CEASE AND DESIST.
Damn, if only the chick wasn’t bald and mad I’d seriously consider being the next Mr Spears for all that loot.