Lindsay Lohan tells Allure magazine that she is the grounding force for her friends and family, and they tend to spiral out of control without her rational, level headed guidance. Lindsay says:
"When my friends and family are around me I feel like they're safe . . . When my friends have left me - I've just seen everything collapse. They're not safe without me."
She also says something about partying and going to clubs, then immediately says something about not partying and going to clubs, but who cares, because before that she said her friends are only safe when she's around. Which I can only describe with one word: sheer unadulterated lunacy. This bitches life is a cartoon, if she showed up somewhere tonight wearing nothing but a barrel or the bottom half of a horse costume, you should have expected it. But try as we might, my penis and I just can't stay mad at Lindsay. She looks hot lately, and I swear that girl has some kind of power. Power over the very laws of penis itself.
Helloooo codependency! Sounds to me like her friends and family might be using her to fix their problems with cold hard cash. Good for them!
Yeah if by fall apart she means her friends have no access to expensive coke then yeah, I guess she’s right.
3rd
Yeah, safe like Wile E. Coyote.
She looks hot lately?!?! Are you serious? She has that look that some people have that though they have just stepped out of the shower…they could use a shower. FUG
How many miles are on her? She looks thirty five and isnt even 21.
Those opaque, colored contacts are intended to hide that she is rolling.
I would ALMOST do her over you know who. If both offered themselves to me.
@Laylo–you read my mind. I was going to say, Lindsay is the one who has the coke dealer’s phone number on her speed dial.
Also, LiLo is the only one in her family who is gainfully employed. Altho I heard Dad-Lo’s parole officer has lined up interviews for him at the carwash, Burger King, and a telemarketer.
Oh, and by “friends” who “left” her and fell apart, I assume she’s referring to Cueball Britney. Mee-ow!
Juan: that’s right. I’m a mind reader. And is what you’re thinking about really work appropriate? shame on you.
Why post pictures of her when she’s not showing her fabulous magoombos?
This bitch is deluded. I’m pretty sure that in her head she is the President of the World. And that she can fly… Two words: Reality. Check.
Juding by the last picture, her hands must smell like fried chicken.
Hoorray! I beat the filter!
DAMMIT! I looked real quick at the headline and thought it said “LiLo was killed by a falling rock” and my first thought was “finally, something works right in this universe” and then I read it closer and now I’m mad…make it up to me now by showing some boobies!
she’s a rock and i bet her shit tastes like nectar. some day i will find a club she is in, put laxitives in her drink and sneak into the toilet after her praying she has left a floater for me to chew on.
Yeah, Juan, Britney goes crazy, Paris might go to jail, and Joe Francis is in jail. She probably thinks it’s cause she wasn’t there for them, but I think she’s bad luck. Her new DJ “friend” better watch out.
Lindsey is so incredibly irritating to listen to in interviews. In fact, anyone more than 20 years younger than me is pretty freakin irritating and we old people should kick their asses (quickly since we aren’t geared for drawn out combat). She really believes she’s the one who’s grounded and the rest of the world is jealous. She’s right about the jealousy part. 98% of the losers on this site would love to have a shot at her life with the money and notoriety. Even with all that, phuck LiLo. Ride Lo