LINDSAYS GONE GAY

For like two weeks now, the hot and completely unsubstantiated rumor has been that Lindsay Lohan has been f’ing DJ Samantha Ronson while on her recent trip to Japan (more about Ronson HERE).  And now a former publicist who claims to know writes:

Yes, it is true. At least from all my sources. I have been part of 5 cover stories for the National Enquirer regarding Lindsay Lohan. She actually has always been quite open. I would love to name all the young Hollywood she has slept with, but I will keep that for the 'book.' Maybe she was tired of the boys and that is why she decided to spice it up with BFF Samantha Ronson. Here she gets a boy and a girl packaged all into one. Now I would have no bad things to say about either if Samantha wasn't deeply involved in alcohol and drugs. Not the best influence for a rehabbed Lindsay Lohan.

Aww god dammit what the hell!  No no no no no no no!  Lindsay was supposed to F a girl, but it was supposed to be Angelina Jolie.  And they were supposed to ride a dolphin naked under a rainbow!  Did she even look at the pictures I sent!   Why did I even draw the pictures!

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