For like two weeks now, the hot and completely unsubstantiated rumor has been that Lindsay Lohan has been f’ing DJ Samantha Ronson while on her recent trip to Japan (more about Ronson HERE). And now a former publicist who claims to know writes:
Yes, it is true. At least from all my sources. I have been part of 5 cover stories for the National Enquirer regarding Lindsay Lohan. She actually has always been quite open. I would love to name all the young Hollywood she has slept with, but I will keep that for the 'book.' Maybe she was tired of the boys and that is why she decided to spice it up with BFF Samantha Ronson. Here she gets a boy and a girl packaged all into one. Now I would have no bad things to say about either if Samantha wasn't deeply involved in alcohol and drugs. Not the best influence for a rehabbed Lindsay Lohan.
Aww god dammit what the hell! No no no no no no no! Lindsay was supposed to F a girl, but it was supposed to be Angelina Jolie. And they were supposed to ride a dolphin naked under a rainbow! Did she even look at the pictures I sent! Why did I even draw the pictures!
FIRST!!!
Hey giys. Props to the guys on the ALBA/Dogg Thread. I just LMAO. Licking his own ballsm and stuff. Classic
Hmm. Three times FIRST! Thank to my self-made Apple Widget. Hahaharrr.
What a fucking (misguided) whore
DJ’s always get the chicks.
Whats the stuff under the right arms D.J.? Scat?
i wanna know whats up with their clothes. man, i wouldn’t leave my house dressed in those fug rags. what are they thinking? lilo has all the money in the world and she looks like she belongs on some cheese-ass make over show. my glam style kicks the crap out of everything and i should always be consulted before any celeb leaves their house/hotel luxury suite.
She looks cute on Pic 4 and 5. Nice face, but WHAT on hells earths has happened to her hands? especially on pic 4? Just FN disgusting!!!
If shes going to be a lesbian she could at least do it with a woman, not that freak of nature.
can anyone blame her for turning lesbo? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm pussy’s DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!
What she won`t do for attention.
She is even involved in scat and poop. Just watch her hands on pic 4 and 5.
So is it automatic, if you have gay sex does that mean you are full blown gay then? I thought girls get a pass on this.
Just when I thought it didn’t get any uglier than Lindsay Lohan, she had to go and dig up this record-scratching scat bag. And on top of that, she slept with it. Those two in bed probably look very similar to the two Lincoln Log turds I just flushed not too long ago. Two of the most ugly things on the planet bumping together and swirling all around in unison. Actually, I take that back…the spinning flushing turds looked better, even if there was corn present.
ronson looks like a fucking dirty heroine junkie, nasty ass cuntsore.
chop ‘em off. sick and demotivated scat-generation.
Let’s see, receding hairline? check, face looking 10 years older than it should from too much partying? check , new found attraction to skankly fug lesbians? check. Well what do ya know. So far this little voodoo doll I bought is working as advertised. Now if I can just get her to pork her way up to 300 pounds I can get her to replace Rosie on the View.
MaleBoy it is called cigarette skin and it is harder on woman and woman who drink too much
It seems these pics were taken fairly soon after wakeup call. Swollen fingers, circles under the eyes, etc. Besides, she’s 49 after all. Right? Oh, and it looks like the lip injections wore off. This girl gives me the major willies. I swear there is evil swirled around in there with the brain matter…
LiLo to publicist: “I’ve got to get rid of that goody-goody Disney Channel image or no one will take me seriously as an artist!” Publicist: “You crazy whore, who do you think you are, Hillary Duff? Amanda Bynes? You are ALREADY a world-class skank! You had your picture taken with NO PANTIES!” LiLo: “Yes, I’ll show them how edgy I am! I’ll get some street cred! I’ll make it with a sleazy lesbian dj! Then I’ll get the movie roles I’m craving. Maybe a Broadway play!” True story.