Melanie Brown gave birth to a healthy baby girl this morning in Los Angeles. Mother and child are both doing well, although the identity of the father is still unknown. And by that I mean unknown to everyone, including the mother and father. Whom you might assume would know. But I guess not. This shit is hard! Hello magazine says:
It follows a tough few months, during which Melanie and her former partner Eddie Murphy fell out over the paternity of the unborn child. They now face a court battle to prove whether Murphy is or isn't the baby's father … "The baby is completely healthy with a good head of hair," said the singer's spokesman. "No name has been decided on as yet, and she is purely known as Baby Brown."
Wow this bitch doesn’t sweat the details does she? Doesn’t know who the dad is. Never bothered to pick out a name. And she looks like a damn bear. Honest to god, if I saw this in the woods, I would run directly at it and kill it. I’m brave!
Tattoo in one picture and not one in the other?
It’s like magic
(fuck, I’m first)
It’s not a bad idea to carry around a cowbell in LA to ward off Scarry Spice attacks.
Somebody actually fucked that thing!!!! I would be to scared too…..Name suits huh??
was there REALLY a time when i thought she was kinda hot? no, couldnt be……
“Scary” is SO appropriate.
Pic on the right is photoshopped–notice the color difference from elbow to shoulder. It looks like she had skin grafted on like Data getting a new lease on life from the Borg Queen.
“Terrifying Spice,” “Bone-chilling Horror Spice,” and “Oh My God Keep It Away From Me Spice” also come to mind.
I tol
I’m fairly surprised she isn’t under a bridge consuming small children, she looks like a troll.
I wonder if Scary and Posh still hang out together now that they’re in L.A.? Sure, one is rich, famous, and married to a world-renowned soccer player, while the other is (apparently) in full-time disguise as a crack whore, but you know they are still BFFs.
News flash: Angelina Jolie just called Scary and offered to adopt her child.
Wow. David Copperfield must be taking these pictures. Tatoo in one picture and just like that *POOF* it’s gone.
Suhweet.
OK, I know I posted a lot but I have all of this pent-up rage and frankly that Alanis Morrisette music video didn’t help.
MILF alert! ;)
Wow - another example of “Confusion Day”.
For other races this is called “Father’s Day”.
Confusion say he who sleeps with dark skinned woman is always in the dark. ;)
How much you wanna bet she ends up actually naming the baby “Baby Brown”. lol
No wonder Eddie bailed……………..hidious!
Eddie seems to love men for sex.
Why? That seems so crazy.
Pregnant chicks are gross. Scary. Fact.