THERE IS A SEX TAPE. AND ITS BORING.

“The Hills” star Lauren Conrad has vehemently denied that she ever made a sex tape with ex-boyfriend Jason Wahler, but now a company has confirmed its existence by rescinding the offer they once made to buy it.  SugarDVD told TMZ that they have seen the tape and they are no longer interested in distributing it because its boring and because they think Jason Wahler (who has been arrested four times in the last nine months) is a jackass.  Sugar says:

 "We refuse to support any person who feels that it is in any way acceptable to rattle off racial slurs and slanderous language about African-American people, homosexual people and the police department."

As far as the actual sex, the tape has been called "very vanilla" with "no hard core sex." A source says the two are basically just "messing around."  So, technically Lauren was right when she said there was no sex tape.  And technically I was right to enter that Hot Buns contest.  I hope this wont sound like I’m bragging, but I’m fuckin hot.