04.19.2007 THERE IS A SEX TAPE. AND ITS BORING.

“The Hills” star Lauren Conrad has vehemently denied that she ever made a sex tape with ex-boyfriend Jason Wahler, but now a company has confirmed its existence by rescinding the offer they once made to buy it.  SugarDVD told TMZ that they have seen the tape and they are no longer interested in distributing it because its boring and because they think Jason Wahler (who has been arrested four times in the last nine months) is a jackass.  Sugar says:

 "We refuse to support any person who feels that it is in any way acceptable to rattle off racial slurs and slanderous language about African-American people, homosexual people and the police department."

As far as the actual sex, the tape has been called "very vanilla" with "no hard core sex." A source says the two are basically just "messing around."  So, technically Lauren was right when she said there was no sex tape.  And technically I was right to enter that Hot Buns contest.  I hope this wont sound like I’m bragging, but I’m fuckin hot.

(41) Comments

  1. Cry me a river 04/19/2007 14:09

    First yet again!

  2. Cry me a river 04/19/2007 14:11

    B I would like to see a post and/or pictures of your Hot Buns contest instead of these two fools.

  3. Ju 04/19/2007 14:12

    metrothexual, how could you NOT destroy that? especially on camera

  4. Laylo 04/19/2007 14:18

    of course it boring. Does Lauren look like the type that enjoys sex? She only do it so the boys will like her. And she’s right. I will like her after sex. sort of.

  5. Terry 04/19/2007 14:19

    Is it just me, or does this chick look like her face has been introduced to the blunt side of a shovel? And as far as the other guy, he looks like Grade-A Cock Jockey. No wonder the “sex” tape is nothing more than terribly boring.

  6. bryce 04/19/2007 14:20

    Ha! HA! When the Porn people take the moral high ground you know you are a real douche-bag. I can’t wait for him to be raped in prison. Whoops, I meant: I can’t wait for him to be raped in prison.

  7. foo 04/19/2007 14:22

    God damn what a boring whore and this guy should be raped in jail.
    I really fucking hate it that I responded to this because I barely know and care who these two assholes are.
    Bring back JenLove

  8. Angel Eyes Van Cleef 04/19/2007 14:29

    Her eyes have got that “follow you around the room” quality. I like that, that’s why i live in a haunted house.

  9. Juan 04/19/2007 14:34

    She didn’t mean there was no “sex tape,” what she meant was it was a “no sex” tape. Devilishly clever wordplay, Lauren, whoever you are.

  10. Juan 04/19/2007 14:35

    Is it just me or is Fran Drescher the one whose sex tape we really want to see? OK, it’s just me.

  11. scott12 04/19/2007 14:36

    I wouldn’t object to seeing that fox in the bedroom, though privately. http://www.TNAOBB.blogspot.com

  12. Angela 04/19/2007 14:36

    As long as she doesn’t talk, who cares?

  13. Angela 04/19/2007 14:37

    TR - Baby Ruth!

  14. Jim 04/19/2007 14:45

    I highly doubt the porno company would be against distributing the tape if there was anything on it. This is a good way to say “We wont support a racist”, but I guarantee you if this broad was giving out blumpkins on tape, that shit would be all over the interwebs.

  15. Christopher 04/19/2007 14:46

    I bet the Oprah sex tape would be more entertaining than this crap.

  16. Joseph 04/19/2007 14:53

    She looks like every other girl in amateur porn. Like my sister.

  17. youfoolio 04/19/2007 14:53

    is it weird that i absolutely love all of you? i mean it. every single one of you. thank you for your haterade… ps. jason whatshisface is a tool.

  18. youfoolio 04/19/2007 14:55

    dammit. you CAN change your avatar. huh.

  19. monosylabik 04/19/2007 14:59

    she could be the most boring person to look at ever.
    id think id rather watch dr.phil fellate oprah.

  20. Girl 04/19/2007 14:59

    I can’t believe she laid his ass.
    He’s such a jackass, as for your buns i might just have to see them to be totally sure……

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