BRITNEY SPEARS IS A PRO

Britney Spears went on stage twice more this weekend for sold out shows at clubs in Orlando and Miami. But apparently practice does not make perfect, as both lip-synced shows had problems.  In Orlando: 

Whipping her blonde extensions in every direction while on stage, Spears was so into her dance moves that her bejeweled bra came undone and revealed the pink one underneath. Looking flustered, Spears held her beaded bra with one hand and tried to keep singing, only to run off the stage eventually – flashing a smile as she made the hasty retreat – and let her backup dancers finish the song.

And in Miami: 

Spears proceeded to lip-synch a medley of older hits – but this time she experience a glitch: at one point the background track skipped, forcing Spears to improvise by turning her head away from the audience as the song got back on track.

Wow, what a show! A fat kids mom shuffling back and forth with her back turned as a record skipped. Now that’s entertainment! I’d pay hundreds, no, thousands, of dollars to see a show like that!

Naw I'm just kidding. She's a idiot. This is the kind of story you'd write about retards at the Special Olympics pool after you fished them out of the drain.