KISS GEORGE CLOONEY FOR $350,000

George Clooney, Matt Damon, Don Cheadle, Andy Garcia and Ellen Barkin worked the annual Cinema Against AIDS dinner at the Cannes Film Festival last night, and while they helped auctioned off a seven day trip on a yacht, host Sharon Stone volunteered them for even more.  People says:

As Clooney and his castmates auctioned off a seven-day Mediterranean getaway on a private boat, Stone announced: "If you bid, one of these guys will come down and touch you. And you can choose which one."But the choice was clear. With flourish – and on stage – Clooney promptly kissed the lucky girlfriend of the winning bidder, who'd ponied up $350,000.

I'm so relieved to see that, even when blindly volunteering for something like this, the girl George Clooney has to kiss turns out to be super super super hot.  I was worried he might forget for one second about his fabulous life where he owns Hollywood all day and bangs models all night.  This reminds me of the kissing booth I set up when I was 12.  Except mine had more refunds and crying.