LINDSAY IS HARDCORE

Lindsay Lohan did what she does best this weekend, which is club until dawn and shotgun gallons of vodka.  Page Six says:

Lindsay hit the Anchor Bar on Spring Street with two pals and was spotted "drinking vodka straight from the bottle." She then hopped down the street to Sway for Frankie Inglese's Thursday night party, where she grooved for a good hour before going back to Anchor for another round. By 3 a.m., Lohan was on a jet back to L.A.

Wow, what a fun girl. I would party like this too but Lindsay is way more man than I am.  That and also because most clubs wont let me in anymore because the fire marshal has declared my sexy moves on the dance floor to be a fire hazard.  I call this one the "rump luva".