I comically rubbed my eyes with my fists when I saw these pictures of Lindsay Lohan doing cocaine because I was so surprised, but the News of the World has published these, allegedly taken just 20 days after she left rehab. The source of the video is a friend who says she is releasing it because she is worried about Lindsay's obvious addiction and is hopeful the resulting pressure from this will force her to get help. The video shows Lindsay snorting cocaine while in the bathroom at Teddys with someone who appears to be the villain from the first Harry Potter movie. Was cocaine the reason for Professor Quirrells madness? We may never know, but that's hardly relevant now. Please try to focus. Good, I mean I'm trying to say something and you go off on these tangents. You know, Karen told Kim this is why she wont go out with you any more.
Sordid snaps of her snorting the drug and shoving it up a pal's nose was taken as she and two friends crammed into a club toilet during a wild night on the town. Then the Mean Girls star bragged to the others: "I'm going to New York tomorrow to fuck Jude Law." Now a friend of the 21-year-old actress says she is spiralling out of control since rehab and revealed that Lohan: "Lindsay does not care who sees her do coke and where she does it." And she has not managed to stay off the booze either. "She carries round a water bottle to try to fool everyone into thinking she is clean but she tips the water out and refills it with vodka and soda." "That night I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before. "She wasn't even trying to hide it and was blatantly doing it off table tops, keys, books and in the wardrobe, where she was hunched over with her legs crossed almost bent in half doing it off some magazine on the floor. "I remember looking at her and thinking how pathetic she looked and how out of control she had become. "When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her.I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone. "Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out. "One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat." But Lindsay is not only addicted to booze and drugs, she is also hooked on sex with some of Hollywood's hottest men, says our insider. "She has told me that she has slept with James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco."
Note to self: use … protection … with … Lindsay … Lohan. Got it.