05.07.2007 LINDSAY LOHAN LOVES DRUGS

I comically rubbed my eyes with my fists when I saw these pictures of Lindsay Lohan doing cocaine because I was so surprised, but the News of the World has published these, allegedly taken just 20 days after she left rehab.  The source of the video is a friend who says she is releasing it because she is worried about Lindsay's obvious addiction and is hopeful the resulting pressure from this will force her to get help.  The video shows Lindsay snorting cocaine while in the bathroom at Teddys with someone who appears to be the villain from the first Harry Potter movie.  Was cocaine the reason for Professor Quirrells madness?  We may never know, but that's hardly relevant now.  Please try to focus.  Good, I mean I'm trying to say something and you go off on these tangents.  You know, Karen told Kim this is why she wont go out with you any more.

Sordid snaps of her snorting the drug and shoving it up a pal's nose was taken as she and two friends crammed into a club toilet during a wild night on the town.
Then the Mean Girls star bragged to the others: "I'm going to New York tomorrow to fuck Jude Law."
Now a friend of the 21-year-old actress says she is spiralling out of control since rehab and revealed that Lohan:
"Lindsay does not care who sees her do coke and where she does it." And she has not managed to stay off the booze either.
"She carries round a water bottle to try to fool everyone into thinking she is clean but she tips the water out and refills it with vodka and soda."
"That night I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before.
"She wasn't even trying to hide it and was blatantly doing it off table tops, keys, books and in the wardrobe, where she was hunched over with her legs crossed almost bent in half doing it off some magazine on the floor.
"I remember looking at her and thinking how pathetic she looked and how out of control she had become.
"When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her.
I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone.
"Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out.
"One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat."  But Lindsay is not only addicted to booze and drugs, she is also hooked on sex with some of Hollywood's hottest men, says our insider.
"She has told me that she has slept with James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco."

Note to self:  use … protection … with … Lindsay … Lohan.  Got it. 



(66) Comments

  1. shane 05/07/2007 09:20

    FIRST!

  2. Lyqueriax 05/07/2007 09:22

    FIRST

  3. ben 05/07/2007 09:24

    lol @ you first fags

  4. Willie Beamin 05/07/2007 09:26

    I hope there is video

  5. bs 05/07/2007 09:26

    Fourth? Man, what a dirty whore. I’d hit it!

  6. Lyqueriax 05/07/2007 09:28

    FIRST

  7. Willie Beamin 05/07/2007 09:28

    You know how I know your Gay? You post “first” on this website.

  8. Jaffo 05/07/2007 09:28

    Lindsey! Come to Jersey–I’M BUYIN’!!!!

  9. Willie Beamin 05/07/2007 09:28

    Yes I just watched 40 year old virgin

  10. Lyqueriax 05/07/2007 09:29

    FIRST

  11. Jed 05/07/2007 09:32

    Let me check my Give-A-Shit-o-Meter …

    Just as I thought. It’s at zero.

  12. Big Mike 05/07/2007 09:34

    Parades around naked while on a drug binge? SAY IT AINT SO

  13. Juan 05/07/2007 09:37

    “I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone.”

    Hey! Mr. T’s cartoon show told me “I AM somebody!” So now I’m not included in “everyone”? Cause you know, she has never stripped naked in front of ME. Furthermore, I know some of you selfish bastards have phonecam video AT LEAST and you aren’t sharing.

    Life aint fair.

  14. stevemuzz 05/07/2007 09:38

    so which pic shows her doing coke? The one with the circle? That could be Chewbacca for all we know

  15. LoRider 05/07/2007 09:38

    This is just freakin sad. Sometimes you read something and it just sounds true and based on every interview I have seen with Lohan in the past year disputing and laughing off her issues, she sounded just like the girl depicted in the “News of the World” article. I don’t really care one way or the other. She’s a product of her generation. Ride Lo

  16. Juan 05/07/2007 09:40

    Also I am not convinced that LiLo uses cocaine.

    There are a lot of legal, harmless, white powdery substances you can snort up your nose for perfectly legitimate reasons.

    Name two? OK, ketamine and heroin.

    What, those aren’t legal and harmless? You’re kidding me.

  17. Conal 05/07/2007 09:46

    I either need to see video or stills of these naked romps, or an overdose related obituary to actually care about this idiot whore. Nothing less can surprise me with LiLo at this point.

  18. Aaron 05/07/2007 09:50

    I don’t believe for a second that LiLo does coke. It just doesn’t seem like her.

  19. Robert_Paulson 05/07/2007 09:58

    Conal is right. I also enjoy hollywood pissing money down the drain on movies they cast Ms. Slutty McWhitenose in.

  20. Mike35 05/07/2007 10:02

    Uh drugs are bad mmmkay! Also Lindsay Lohan movies are bad too. And don;t think for a second that Mean Girls was good. Love the fact that this coke story and pictures release by “a friend” came right at the time when Lindsay’s new movie “Georgia Shit” is comin out… Another bad movie = More coke binges.

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