MELANIE GRIFFITH HAS STILL GOT IT

Remember when Melanie Griffin was smoking hot? Yeah, me neither, but I do know she didn’t used to look like this.  It's a nice little reminder that time is slowly turning us all into monsters.  She looks like a burn victim wearing that makeup they wear, with their wig all askew and way too much lipstick.  Either that or she became invisible.  Like that guy in those invisible man movies when the guy who became invisible has to meet the girl who's gonna help him break into the lab so he puts on a ton of makeup and rouge and eyelashes and a bad wig to blend in at the coffee shop.  That’s Melanie Griffin now.  Congratulations.