BRITNEY IS A LITTLE BRAT

Britney Spears reportedly threw a little hissy fit last week during a photo shoot for her new perfume, then stormed out and never came back.  Page Six says:

"There was a shoot last week in L.A. for a new perfume she's coming out with and something happened," a source says. "She got very upset and stormed out of the shoot and wouldn't come back. She is not listening to anyone and doing exactly what she wants. But sometimes she doesn't know best."

Well sure, when you're as sexy as Britney Spears is, you can get away with this kind of diva behavior.  People will still come from miles around to hear her wonderful music and buy her intoxicating perfume.  Hot girls like this can do whatever they want and people will still fawn over them.  Like once I made an ice sculpture commemorating the time Jessica Alba drowned an orphan.