Members of the Britney Spears fan club are being invited to vote on BritneySpears.com for possible titles to her new album. And the choices really can't be considered anything but sarcastic. "Dignity"? "Integrity"? Britney might as well suggest "time chasing" or "that thing where they shrink a team of scientists and inject them into your blood stream to fight a virus", because I equate all four of those topics with her about equally.
you made up the lindsay lohan one right?
yeah erm, thing is, she probably is serious. What a fucking useless cunt.
I love when she is so clever and like, funny. But is so like, clever and funny that no one realises she is being like clever and funny…
Choke you fat stupid bitch.
PS: Stop using that old picture, it's false advertising.
(1) The Curly Shuffle
(2) Buzzed and Inked
(3) Who Stole Mah Panties?
(4) Umbrella vs. SUV, Who Ya Got?
(5) Britney Spears Rockin' to the Oldies
(6) Thus Sprach Britney
(7) The White
TrashAlbum(8) Saturday Night Fever Blister
Other titles for your consideration:
"Chalk-lait Piggey"
"Oreosmith"
"Shaved and Dangerous" (admittedly, already used by the Baby Animals in 1993)
"Straight Outta 'Bamma"
"Britney and the Pussy Flashers"
"The Band of Harpies"
I really gotta join that fan club….
1. Dazed and Confused
2. Promises (the rehab remix)
3. Oops! I pooped in my pants
4. Red Bull and Cigarettes
5. Shake Yer Babymaker
Shit Sandwich
Hobag Ho’down
Head for the hills here comes another Britney album
Don’t call it a comeback it’s more of a threat
No sleep ’til Burger Shot
wtf is with the lindsay lohan title thing?
Beef Curtain
Britney is dumb whore, we should focus on her sister as she makes her way up through the minor leagues.
This is awesome. Her sense of humor is obviously so much more developed then ou–
Wait. She's serious? She really posted this? You're fucking serious?
He's fucking serious.
Yea I really dont get that whole lindsay lohan thing. This bitch is so weird.
She still has fans?
I'm pretty sure you (well, the philosopher Tyler Durden) have more fans. Gather the minions to vote for 'Beef Curtain', which is easily the best suggestion.
Of course there's always the option of finding people who still own her CD's and are willing to use them as weapons of death towards her, or at the very least, weapons of disfigurement; which'll hospitalize her until K-Fed knocks her up again.
i vote down boy cos k-fed is a dawg. DAMN!
1. Queen of Bukkake
2. Twinkie the Kid's Main Squeeze
3. Freind of Fat, Foe of Ratoinal Thinking
4. Fat Ramma-Mamma It's a Candy Bar
5. Child Protection Agencies Cain't Prove a Thing
Keep it simple…”White Trash Pig Slut”
I thought the Lindsay Lohan title was a joke, so I actually went to the site to look.
Nope; it's there.
Talk about people in glass houses throwing stones.
I find it the epitome of irony (maybe that should be your title, bitch) that she's even daring to suggest that her behavior over the past year or so might have been a "joke" on everyone.
Hey, I've got news for you, you cow-eyed trailer whore… if it weren't for a few million bucks you're sitting on (and apparently snorting/drinking away pretty quickly), you'd be no different from some pole-dancer at a Baton Rouge strip club…