Justin Timberlake kills any and all rumors that he’s in love with Jessica Biel in a very candid interview with the Daily Mirror UK. He also kills any rumors that he might not be an egotistical jackass. The Mirror says:
The pop heart-throb called Jessica, 25, his "very dear friend" and said she texts him all the time. But when asked who the love of his life is, he replied: "I haven't met her yet." Ouch!
Justin said: "She truly insisted that she came with me on tour. I don't know how to say no to a pretty face. But it wasn't really a good idea. This time I'm putting the machine before everything else. Jessica met up with me in Manchester, but for Paris I told her categorically no. This tour is very important for me. I'm doing it really seriously so there's no question of playing sweethearts!"
Poor Jessica. Still there is one person who Justin is in love with - himself! He is not exactly bashful when it comes to assessing his appearance. Asked what he dislikes about his body, he bragged: "Physically nothing. I'm well proportioned and nothing offends me when I look in the mirror."
He added: "I defy a girl not to fall for me if I'm on a surfboard or snowboarding. It's my secret weapon if a girl resists me." And he also reckons he's irresistible to men saying that "plenty" of male stars hit on him, too.
Um, speaking as someone who has seen Justin in person several times, I can say without hesitation that the dude is completely ordinary looking in real life. Actually he's short and kinda scrawny. There's nothing remarkable about him in any way, although one time I did think he had the power to disappear by jumping though time and space. Oh wait, never mind, there he is. I was looking the wrong way. Yeah, he's still pretty average looking.
Hi mom… first
See what your boy is doing with his life…. NOTHING… second
I must admire a man that in love with himself.
I should take Justin Timberlake to the cowboy bar in Cedar Rapids, Iowa and get trashed with him.
Then I can leave him off in Iowa City with all of the other pretty boys and they can all go fuck themselves.
The only reason he didn't like Jessica Biel is because she was a woman.
He's right about the "no bitches on the road" rule. Just look what happened to Spinal Tap.
If he isn't banging that piece around the clock, he is as gay as he looks.
He pales in comparison to a real he-man and babe magnet like K-Fed.
Justin Bimbolake is proof-positive that there is a gay casting couch. There is no other way to explain his career.
JesBiel would have two, possibly three rug rats by now if she had been Federlined.
After Biel got hollowed out by Derek Jeter, I imagine Timberlake fucking her is like ringing the dinner-bell triangle at a cattle ranch.
Jessica is OK but she turns me off by the way she always wants to be on top, always wants to gives the commands, always wants to use the strap-on…
What an ass hat.
His real quote was "This tour is real important to me, besides, I was sort of looking forward to getting tons of blowjobs from strange teenage French girls. And boys. And Jessica would have been a major cock-block."
If he hasnt plucked her brown flower yet, he can kiss that fantasy goodbye after this interview. What a tool.
Why are we bashing Iowa City, Dirty? SHouldn't you just leave him in Cedar Rapids so he can his ass kicked by all the white trash?
What a guy. He's as smooth as snakeshit.
However, he would benefit from being dragged behind a dumpster to have some humility kicked into him.
LOL "Justin Someonesass" I just thought up that one…
OK its a slow day. I think Im going down to the lobby to pelt little kids with Jelly Bellys.
"To love oneself is the begiining of a lifelong romance." I love the way he's so nonchalant about Jessica Biel asking if it would be okay for her to hang out with him. I'd be like that too, "Sure Jess, come on over, I wasn't really doing anything anyway. I know, you can help me move some furniture around. Let's start with the bed, it's too near the window, then we can get to work on the wardrobe, Jess, hello, are you still there?"
Didn't he bang John Travolta??
Hey bulb - more like have some humility pounded into him…and by pound I mean penetrated and by into I mean from behind.