Monday, Lindsay Lohan abruptly canceled her 21st birthday planned for July 2nd in Las Vegas, and now the New York Post says the reason why is because she will be staying in rehab longer than expected. She checked into Promises rehab on May 28 and was expected to complete a 30 day course, which means she would have gotten out just days before her birthday bash. Now, the Post says:
A close friend of Lohan said, "She is staying in Promises for longer than a month. We don't know how much longer because of her work schedule, but she is taking rehab very seriously this time and not messing around."
Is Promises part of the United States, because I thought this chick fled the scene of an accident three weeks ago while she was drunk (and underage) with drugs in the car. Cops aren't interested in that? It seems like they used to do stuff like that. Back in the 80's, they had commercials where gorillas threw around luggage to show how gorilla-proof it was, but more to the point, celebrities got arrested all the time. We should go back to that. The commercials I mean. Those were awesome.
Coke dealers everywhere are recalculating their budgets.
Is that chick drinking the iced mocha in the background the same one that runs around with Britney? Looks like her.
Is the extended session to get over her addiction to cock? God I hope not. She would be boring as hell without any vices. Just another red head that isn't God awful ugly.
The girl over her left shoulder looks constipated…mmm…
…..wonder who made her stay???
You gotta love the kiss-ass entourage of suckerfish that follows these bitches around constantly…nice fuckin sunglasses and quilted jacket…is that Willy Wonka behind her?
::to the girl over her left shoulder:: who the fuck smiles like that? someone is missing from hell.
her friends may be fug but she's still the hottest chick around today.
one day she will feed me her brown treats, yummy
Isn't this the same story and photo that ran yesterday? Or perhaps…I can foresee the future!!!
Be back later, got to go withdraw all of my money from the bank, then buy a lot of lottery tickets and visit the race track.
BTW…I'd hit it.
That thing over Lindsay's lef shoulder looks like Gollum wearing a wig and sunglasses.
We should bring back the Samsonite gorilla just to throw LiLo around. Like, into a wall.
If you think she's hot…somewhere in my back yard i've got a piece of smoked leather tied to a fence post that you would simply die for. It's soaked in urine and has been in the sun for 4 summers.
I feel sorry for the deathpool people
How come the only celebrities that die of OD's are fat?
This really isn't suprising. The 30 day course is for the 'average' drug addict. It's going to take more than a month to cure the Tiger Woods of substance abuse.
Yeah, it's obvious that her lawyers and manager is getting her to stay there in order to look good for the Judge. I hope they put her in Paris's old cell, but don't clean all the Herp Puss out off the bed/walls.
That'll learn her.
Rehab is boring and pointless. She's young, she should know better.
1.) Props to Tennessee for the clinic on how to do a "first" post - i.e. writing something relevant that made me laugh.
2.) Those gorilla commercials were awesome.
3.) The girl on the right looks like she should be storming the fortress at Helm's Deep.
Mark my words, in 5 years you won't be referring to her as "LiLo", but as "Patient Zero", and the root of the largest STD outbreak in West Coast history. And thats saying something, considering the West Coast. I looked at Google Maps, and California <i>squirms</i>. Ew.