LINDSAY IS COMMITTED TO REHAB

Monday, Lindsay Lohan abruptly canceled her 21st birthday planned for July 2nd in Las Vegas, and now the New York Post says the reason why is because she will be staying in rehab longer than expected.  She checked into Promises rehab on May 28 and was expected to complete a 30 day course, which means she would have gotten out just days before her birthday bash.  Now, the Post says:

A close friend of Lohan said, "She is staying in Promises for longer than a month. We don't know how much longer because of her work schedule, but she is taking rehab very seriously this time and not messing around."

Is Promises part of the United States, because I thought this chick fled the scene of an accident three weeks ago while she was drunk (and underage) with drugs in the car.  Cops aren't interested in that?  It seems like they used to do stuff like that.  Back in the 80's, they had commercials where gorillas threw around luggage to show how gorilla-proof it was, but more to the point, celebrities got arrested all the time.  We should go back to that.  The commercials I mean.  Those were awesome.