06.25.2007 MEGAN FOX HAS DUMB INK

"Transformers" star Megan Fox is unquestionably hot but she has to have the dumbest ink in Hollywood.  There's this one, and last night she showed off this one.  I'd rather have my girlfriend carve 666 in her chest than get either one of these.  It's annoying when people get confusing quotes and old movie stars.  They probably think it makes them look profound.  "Ooo, look at me, I chose Marilyn Monroe, don't you want to ask me why…"  No, I don't, I just want you to take off your pants.  She should have gotten a dragon tail coming out of the her ass and a barbell hanging off her wound.  Girls like that are fun!


(95) Comments

  1. colonelkurtz 06/25/2007 14:54

    More Jessica Biel in GQ

  2. Krusty Burger 06/25/2007 14:56

    Never heard of her but would do her.

  3. Banshee 06/25/2007 14:58

    She's still hot.

  4. Murderface 06/25/2007 14:59

    Why the hell does anyone ever think portrait tattoos are a good idea?  When it's an iconic face like this one, it looks like a 5th generation Xerox of a Super-8 frame of a wax model of somebody. 

    When it's your own newborn, it looks like a fucking mashed potato monster.  Just don't do it, people!

  5. Boba Fett 06/25/2007 15:00

    Nice legs!

  6. Murderface 06/25/2007 15:03

    Is she doing a Hungry Hungry Hippo impersonation in Pic 4?

  7. mephistopheles jefferson 06/25/2007 15:05

    a

  8. Vlad 06/25/2007 15:06

    She's hot enough to make Flaming Optimus™ straight again.

  9. Matt 06/25/2007 15:07

    She is in a Transformers movie, why not just get an Autobot or Decepticon logo?

    Oh, and I would so wreck that chick.

  10. mephistopheles jefferson 06/25/2007 15:09

    Why can't I post?

  11. Sloppy Joe 06/25/2007 15:10

    The only ink i care about on this chick is the cumshot target she might have on the small of her back. If she's not inked there then i'll shoot for one of these two tats instead, especially the Marilyn Monroe one.

  12. mephistopheles jefferson 06/25/2007 15:10

    Sigh…forget it.

  13. daveaf07 06/25/2007 15:12

    I used to work with a guy who had an awesome portrait of Marilyn Monroe … looked 100x better than this slut's.  Plus Marilyn Monroe was way hotter than this bitch, why would you want a portrait of someone that makes you look ugly?

  14. mephistopheles jefferson 06/25/2007 15:12

    Last try:

    She's got a worse tattoo on her back - google megan fox maxim, and it'll be her first pic.  It reads: "There once was a little girl who never knew love until a boy broke her heart."

    I've posted this about 3 fucking times to no avail.  If this goes through, fine. If not, I'm chucking this keyboard at a pedestrian down below. 

  15. Laylo 06/25/2007 15:14

    trashy tattoos- check

    dick sucking lips - check

    yup. she's guaranteed to be good in bed. and you know she's the type that's got low self esteem and will do anything so the boys will like her. 

  16. iamjacksdick 06/25/2007 15:16

    She puts most hollywood chicks to shame.  I'm surprised its taken her this long to get some pub compared Blohan, who's the same age and yet has been getting pub for years.

    That being said, this tatoo thing of hers has got to stop.  Not only are tats in general pointless, but hers are even worse.  I'd also bet a million dollars that she has one near her pussy an on her ass.  I can assure you she's already got the clit piercing too. 

     

  17. corey03 06/25/2007 15:17

    DERP!

     

    http://www.thisblogisabomb.com 

  18. Juan 06/25/2007 15:17

    At least she doesn't have a Chinese quote from Chairman Mao tattooed on her chest.  That would get you in big trouble in Peru.

    OK, that's the last one of those for today.  By now the Cameron Diaz story is probably off the front page of WWTDD anyway so nobody will get the reference.

    In other breaking news, re: Megan Fox–I'd hit it. 

  19. Tennessee Tuxedo 06/25/2007 15:18

    When she flexes her bicep, Marylin's check puffs out like she's giving head.

  20. Mr. Wonderful 06/25/2007 15:20

    A lot of chicks are still ruining themselves with bad tattoos and it needs to stop, esp. tramp stamps on the ass, tit tat's, tribal bands around the arms, & writing of any kind anywhere. Furthermore any shop convicted of defacing a hot chick like this should be shut down and fined $10,000 for turning her into Popeye with tits.

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