PARIS WAS MISSED

TMZ caught the sign above posted at the Lynwood Detention Facility where Paris Hilton was jailed last week and where she is again right now.  It's not clear who put the sign up, but they apparently missed her more than the guards at Twin Towers Medical will.  And I say that because handsome reader Marc knows one of the guards, and passed along this email from him: 

 What's up. Sorry so long to get back. Paris sends her regards.  By all accounts she is a kook. Word is she has the mind of a 14 year old, addicted to coke, psych meds, claustrophobic, changes uniform every hour, etc…

Keep in mind, this dude works at a county psyche ward, and Paris still managed to distinguish herself.  She's surrounded by pyromaniacs yelling at demons and schizophrenics who think they're Barabbas, and even there, the staff said to themselves, "Wow.  This chick is a fuckin weirdo".