BRITNEY IS ABOUT TO GO NUTS, PT 2

More reports now about the impending train wreck that is Britney Spears these days.  Among other things, MSNBC says she is once again drinking heavily and binge eating and her little sister Jamie Lynn isn’t speaking to her because Jamie thinks Britney is being cruel to their mom.  MSNBC says:

Spears is “drinking heavily again, binge shopping and eating like there’s no tomorrow,” according to Star magazine. “On several occasions, I have seen her pouring alcohol into energy drink cans,” a source told the tab. And, says one insider: “Britney requests that her alcohol be served in carafes rather than in bottles. Once, a waitress made the mistake of bringing her a bottle.  Brit grabbed her arm and told her she couldn’t be seen with it.”Spears reportedly caused a scene at the L.A. nightclub Joseph on June 25. The singer stripped down to a purple bra and “was dancing and singing her own music, which she brought in.” Spears is also said to have been on a “major spending spree” and is eating so much that her washboard abs are just a memory.Then there’s the strife with her family. “Jamie Lynn and Britney have always been close, but Jamie Lynn thinks Britney is being cruel, especially after everything their mom did for her,” a “friend” told the tab. “Jamie Lynn wants it to stop.”

Well she better do something crazy fast because she's boring lately.  US magazine says she's dating her bodyguard now, the handsome devil in the banner picture.  The one wearing a Chester Cheetah shirt to church.  3 years ago she was the hottest piece of ass on the planet, now the only people who will be her friend or date her are paid employees.  At this pace she'll soon be having dinner with a giant bear she made at Build-A-Bear.  Maybe one in a red English hunting coat and an ascot and he'll go on and on about how pretty Britney looks tonight.  And she'll blush and giggle.  "Ga-lee, Captain Vanderbear, you sure do know how to talk to a lady.  I think you dun stole my heart." *a-tee-hee, tee-hee*