07.06.2007 EVA LONGORIA IS MARRIED

Eva Longoria and San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker have officially gotten married at a civil ceremony officiated by the mayor of Paris.  They will have a lavish church ceremony tomorrow, but French law requires a couple to get officially married at a city hall.  The Daily Mail says:

Eva's co-star Teri Hatcher led the arrivals in Paris followed by Felicity Huffman and husband William H Macy in anticipation of the second nuptials tomorrow.
Other stars also in France for the wedding include ex-Arsenal star Thierry Henry, Sheryl Crow and Fantastic Four star Jessica Alba.
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones are also expected to attend.
The couple's civil ceremony is required by French law and will precede Saturday's religious ceremony, which will be held at Paris's Eglise Saint-Germain l'Auxerrois, followed by a typically extravagant party at 17th-century castle, Chateau Vaux-le-Vicomte.

And that's the dress Eva wore for the ceremony.  To get married in.  Kinda touching, isn't it?  She was gonna wear roller skates and a thong with sequins but they told her it would scratch the floor.

(72) Comments

  1. Tennessee Tuxedo 07/06/2007 12:19

    The over/under on the divorce is 1.5 years, right?

  2. Inigo Montoya 07/06/2007 12:27

    Under!

  3. Gerchak 07/06/2007 12:28

    You bet it's under.

     Marriage is a social status these days if anything.

     Plus I don't see what the hubbub is about Eva anyway.  She's only popular because she has damn good PR.

  4. Fucking Motherfucker 07/06/2007 12:28

    That Tony Parker surrendered like a Frenchman looking east.

  5. nancifaye 07/06/2007 12:30

    Mazel Tov!

  6. inr hugh jass 07/06/2007 12:35

    this story sucks

  7. daveaf07 07/06/2007 12:36

    I might let her marry me as a PR stunt. 

  8. DB's Treasure 07/06/2007 12:36

    Those are some nice legs.

     

    I give it a year 

  9. JB 07/06/2007 12:40

    From Gerchak:  "I don't see what the hubbub is about Eva anyway.  She's only popular because she has damn good PR."

    Me either. I think she's about 4 feet tall in those 6 inch heels, and a classic example of how a make-up artist can paint on a whole new face.

  10. meangirl 07/06/2007 12:42

    …yea, nothing says timeless blushing bride like tweed, metallic and the tackiest necklace ever….

  11. DB's Treasure 07/06/2007 12:43

    Well, it's about time a woman stops fooling herself into thinking she's still untouched and wears a white wedding dress. This is different. To be honest I think she looks adorable, and I would throw the power of thunder & lightning between them stems of hers.

    All you haters keep on hatin, just gives me a better chance!  

  12. meangirl 07/06/2007 12:43

    p.s. where is the publicity whore's husband in these photos? 

  13. Lightdragon 07/06/2007 12:44

    I give it 6 months

  14. bryce 07/06/2007 12:46

    I don't give a shit about them other than she is a used up old bitch. I agree with TT and all others, this shit will last as long as snow in August…

  15. Jake 07/06/2007 12:48

    How are assests divided up in France if there is a divorce agreement? 50/50 or what? Is there a prenup?

  16. Jake 07/06/2007 12:50

    Hmmm where is that snow coming down in the desert, the mountains, or antartica?

  17. bryce 07/06/2007 12:53

    Somewhere hot. Like my pants!

    Yeah baby!!!

  18. mephistopheles jefferson 07/06/2007 12:54

    "I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now…DISCO!"

  19. cheese 07/06/2007 12:56

    She's only semi-attractive because she's thin. Getting married should fix that.

  20. Doctress Leisa 07/06/2007 12:57

    If that dress were any shorter we'd know whether she was sporting the Landing Strip or the Brazilian.

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