Josh Duhamel is starring in "Transformers" which just made 246 million dollars worldwide in its first week of release and his girlfriend Fergie just played the main stage at Live Earth in London this weekend, so life must be perfect for these two, right? Uhh…
"Every night at around 11 p.m., someone pulls up in front of their home in L.A., rolls down the car windows and plays 'London Bridge' really loud," a pal of the couple laughs.
It's probably someone paid by Josh to interrupt right when Fergie thinks she's about to get laid. God knows I'd paid any amount. It would be "London Bridge" one night, police helicopters the next, then I'd have a guy dressed as Bigfoot go through the garbage, then someone would call saying I have cancer. Whatever it takes. Poor Josh. Fergie probably steps out from the bathroom, back lit, wearing a bra and panties, thinkin she's all hot but really she looks like a gremlin made out of leather, and Josh is frantically pushing a button under the end table to signal the dude to play the song. "Aww damn baby, I better go see what that commotion is. This may take several dozen hours…"
monday and # 1
yeah it is monday and you are gay for being #1!
Yup. That's what I have to do when she comes 'round my place…
Jesus she looks like a fried turd.
I usually shoot her with the hose and make hissing noises when she's around me
yea, you're mom must be gay too then.
perhaps youre both gay.
Whyyyyyyyyy Josh Duachuamel is so lovely, why would he taint his nether regions with the psyphalitic looking truck stop ho?
Falls down on knees…screams NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'd never heard of him before, but I saw Transformers and even I had to think, that is a good lookin' dude. And he's with Fergie? Fergie's not even a good lookin' DUDE.
th bitch is absolutely hideous, I ll bet her muff goes up to her belly button
We all know Fergie has a face only a blind paraplegic could love, but she has one fine ass….when she's not pissing all over it in her pants.
Totally unrelated:
Last night I watched The Family Guy for the first time since the first season, when I thought it was sorta ho hum. But this weekend some friends at a party proclaimed it to be the funniest thing on network TV these days, so I put it on last night.
I have to say I laughed out loud several times. It's very well written, and I cant believe they get away with some of that stuff… very smart humor, not-so-subtle references to all sorts of culture.
I like her.
Fergie is one U G L Y broad.
Can she transform into a hot chick?
Don't short sell yourself, gangreen. You're definitely a #2, perhaps even two of them.
Ghost of Deano: Except most of family guy stuff is stolen. Stewie is probably the most obvious example. THere's a cartoon that's exactly what Stewie is.
she's nice…
I bet when she gives him that time-to-eat-my-pussy look, he runs off to join the circus. That thing must reek of a delicate mixture of piss and sweat. I could never go there after seeing those photos a few years ago. For a while I had nightmares about that shit.
actually a whole pile.