The New York Post, Metro UK and Star Magazine all now say (or imply) that Lindsay Lohan is already back using drugs just days after finishing a six week stay at Promises rehab. They must be beaming with pride. Page Six asks:
WHICH hard-partying starlet has figured out a way to get high while wearing an alcohol-monitoring anklet? She was asking where she could score some Ecstasy at a Vegas club the other night…
And Star even says she was getting drunk and high while in rehab:
A source said, “She uses ‘whippits,’ the tubes that you buy that contain nitrous oxide. She mixes that with the cold medicine Coricidin. Together they get you really wasted. At first, the counselors couldn’t figure out how she was getting high, but then they found the cold medicine and whippit containers under Lindsay’s bed. Lindsay admitted to using the stuff in group counseling meetings and said she was sorry.
The monitor she's wearing is just insulting. Remember, she put that on herself. No one checks it. No one looks at the results. It doesn't even look like a real monitor. It looks too big. It's probably a Batman belt. But again, what am I supposed to be looking at? What is it supposed to prove? She might as well wear a wizards cap with stars and crescent moons on it. "Look, see, still not drinking."
Who ever says they wouldn't do her is a fucking liar!
Ok, honestly….what's with the sunglasses? For the love of God, can this fad please die a miserable and quick death!?!?!?
I wouldn't do her… all those freckles freak me out… I would want to play connect the dots on her ass or something…
I wonder if she tried to go swimming with that thing on if it would weigh her down… I say she tests that out.
nuff said
Cue Dirty Hairy—-
Holy shit that bracelet is hilarious. I'll bet you can jump start your boat with it too!
Maybe it's a GPS tracking device so that her drug dealer always knows where she is.
Most excellent avatar Inigo. One of the 5 funniest movies ever.
you could jump start SOMETHING with it.. i have no idea what that means
Inigo is looking for a Chinese girl with green eyes.
Must…resist…AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
What is most revealing is that she hid her stash under her bed while in rehab. Isn't that place #1 to check when you are looking for things? I know that's where I hide my guns but somehow my kids keep finding them.
someone hang this bitch already
WTF was Kurt Rusell's name in Big Trouble….for some reason, my comp. doesn't wanna open IMDB. Also, I agree with DB. I'd still fuck the shit outta Lindsay. I'd find something perverted to do with that monitoring braclet or ankeltte ot whatever it is.
@ DB 13:47 - I couldn't agree more. When will the female population realize how fucking stupid they look with those dinner plates strapped to their heads?!? By far the worst fashion trend since the one pant leg up, one pant leg down craze.
JACK BURTON
Sarcasto, my kid found my gun once………………..once
Ol' Jack Burton sez-If someone asks ya id you've paid yer dues, wll, you look him in the eye and say, "Paid my dues? The checks in the mail!"
If they're going to film her in "The Dano Plato Story" they better get that film rolling. Her clock is ticking and she's going to beat Britney to the punch.
typos! id-if wll-well