07.19.2007 TOM CRUISE HAS DONE IT

Naysayers may be resistant to accept Tom Cruise in his new role as the German general who attempted to assassinate Hitler, but as this picture proves, he can hold a briefcase on a runway and look tubby right up there with some of the best actors who ever lived.  (full picture here)



(97) Comments

  1. bryce 07/19/2007 11:46

    FAG!

  2. wanks 07/19/2007 11:47

    man tom cruise is soo cool i wanna be like him when i grow up!

  3. bryce 07/19/2007 11:47

    SILENCE PIGDOG!!! Vee have vays of making your thetans tock!

  4. bryce 07/19/2007 11:48

    And I thought he would look stupid. Just goes to show I know nothing…

  5. bryce 07/19/2007 11:49

    Is he playing Dr. Evil's second in command in the new Austin Powers movie?

  6. Inigo Montoya 07/19/2007 11:50

    Isn't this the main villain/boss from the original Street Fighter?  I thought Raul Julia already covered this…

  7. DB's Treasure 07/19/2007 11:51

    Check out this fucking guy!

  8. bryce 07/19/2007 11:51

    Wow. This will crush all those gay rumors.

  9. DB's Treasure 07/19/2007 11:52

    That's a nice knife…….goodbye Mr. Burton!

  10. DB's Treasure 07/19/2007 11:53

    Unless Jessica Biel is parading around naked in this film……..I aint seeing it.

  11. Thomas 07/19/2007 11:54

    The dude who attempted to assassinate Hitler had an insanely huge front-butt?  No, thanks; I'll pass.  Unless the cast listing shows "Tom Cruise as Front Butt".

  12. Inigo Montoya 07/19/2007 11:54

    Bryce: Nice one, I thought that too.

  13. Son of Bill Brasky 07/19/2007 11:54

    Ummmmmmm……

    Okay, yeah, this role completely kills off any of Maverick's remaining charisma.  Cruise is now officially an idiot.

  14. gotdang 07/19/2007 11:55

    Jessica Biel was on Regis this morning.  She's really cool and indeed unbelievably beautiful.  I hate her. 

    Bryce: ditto FAG! 

  15. Jake 07/19/2007 11:56

    Your all wrong - This is not from his movie this is his new grand wizard Scientology uniform now that he is the great leader/messiah of that so called religion

  16. Catch Me Now, I'm Falling 07/19/2007 11:56

    What a fucking dope.

  17. Spudnik 07/19/2007 11:57

    Hey isnt that Hook from Peter Pan…

  18. tangocash001 07/19/2007 11:58

    is the patch part of the costume or did he get a dick in the eye last night?

  19. Son of Bill Brasky 07/19/2007 11:59

    nice eye-patch for a pirate…a BUTT PIRATE!  ahahahaha….ahem…so, how about Miami releasing Culpeper, huh?  I tell ya…

  20. Jake 07/19/2007 11:59

    Your rigjht Bill - Its no longer the phrase "I have the need, The need for speed"  It's now "I have the need, the need to be a big fag who sucks cock" 

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