WTF IS THIS

By brendon July 20, 2007 @ 7:42 AM

One of Tara Reids boobs tried to make a break for it two nights ago at Chelsea FC Soccer Party in LA.  Wait, are those even her boobs?  Is there a rabbit in there or something?  Is she a magician now?  Why is one boob three times bigger than the other one.  And pointing to the right?  It's like it's looking behind me.  Wait, is that it, is someone behind me?  Are you trying to tell me something boob?  What, what is it?  Speak English man!

(49) Comments

  1. Lightdragon 07/20/2007 09:12

    I think it's a trick with the angles. also botched implants

  2. Dr Johnny Fever 07/20/2007 09:12

    If Marty Feldman had boobs they would look like hers

  3. Ravener 07/20/2007 09:13

    She should press the big one so the other one gets even. Thats practical plastic surgery, people.

  4. bigevilalien 07/20/2007 09:16

    I think it has something to do with the fact that there is no symmetrical part on her entire body.  The doctors did that to maintain the status quo.

  5. Dirty Hairy 07/20/2007 09:19

    Shoot first, ask questions later. Fuck this goddamn beast! *BOOM SHA LAKA LAK BOOM!*

  6. djprimak 07/20/2007 09:19

    I love big wonky boobs!

  7. Sloppy Joe 07/20/2007 09:22

    Is that Quasimodo's sister?

  8. Ruiner 07/20/2007 09:24

    Maybe part of the right one slipped down into that f'n marsupial pouch she lugs around?

  9. JunkYardDog 07/20/2007 09:25

    This is THE example of innocence hotness lost.  She was fantastic looking back in American Pie.  Now, not so much.

  10. radio 07/20/2007 09:32

    I agree with Mr. JYD, used to be so hot, now my dick actually cringes when I see pics of her.

  11. Roma 07/20/2007 09:37

    why Tera? WHY????  you used to be so damn hot.  I mean you're still F'able but afterwards I'd probably ridden myself with self guilt and punch myself in the testicles as hard as I can… you know, just to teach myself a lesson. 

  12. WWBKD 07/20/2007 09:39

    damn. she used to be so cute

  13. Optimus Poon 07/20/2007 09:42

    It appears to me that her left tit is seriously upset with her right and wants to get as far away as possible.  I hope they make up.

  14. beeper 07/20/2007 09:45

    She got one made bigger than the other so that they'd appear natural. Also gross.

  15. Son of Bill Brasky 07/20/2007 09:46

    I really like her smoky non-smokers kinda voice.  And her one good boob.

  16. Yippee ki-ay 07/20/2007 09:59

    Who cares they are huge… and look good in a bikini … She just needs to put a bra on before they start hanging down to her knees..

  17. Withershanks Mcgee 07/20/2007 10:03

    I think its either the stitching in that god awfull ugly dress she is wearing, or the playdough in her boobs is melting from all the flash bulbs. I would say the latter. 

  18. Coregasm 07/20/2007 10:06

    She'll be tucking those into her wasitband any day now. Ugh.

  19. IvanWhore 07/20/2007 10:08

    This is what happens when aging D-list celebrisluts try to resurrect careers that weren't that impressive in the first place.  I'd still hit it, tho.  A lot.

  20. Doctress Leisa 07/20/2007 10:20

    "The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker."

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