BRITNEY AND HER KIDS ARE DOING GREAT

Contrary to earlier online reports claiming that Britney Spears is in London or maybe even Belgium, OK! magazine says that Britney is actually still home in LA, torturing her kids with her insane psychotic wanderings.  OK! says:

…according to eyewitnesses, the beleaguered singer drove around the Beverly Hills area for hours with her children in the backseat of her Mercedes.Britney, along with her boys, exited her gated community this afternoon and drove for two hours without stopping, eventually returning home at 6:30pm.She drove 20 miles north up the 101 freeway in rush hour traffic toward the community of Calabasas. “The kids were in the back of the car and Britney just seemed to be driving aimlessly,” says an eyewitness tells OK! “She was going up and down random streets in different neighborhoods.”

Oh well, thank god.  I was worried that her kids were maybe somewhere that wasn't safe.  But good news, they’re with their glassy eyed mom as she aimlessly swerves through LA traffic.  What could go wrong?