BRITNEY SPEARS IS EASY

If you were wondering if Britney could sink any lower, well then buckle the fuck up, because, yes, she can  At least according to Us, who now shares some details from their upcoming cover story on Britney and her latest drunken whoring.  A man named Matt Encinias tells them he was an extra on her latest video shoot, and when the day ended, he and several others were invited to hang out in the pool at the Standard hotel.  Tons of booze followed, as did Britney taking off her top and making out with Matt.  Us says:

Although Spears was expecting her two young sons to be dropped off at her Beverly Hills home at noon (as per her custody arrangement with their father, Kevin Federline), the singer had arranged to have the pool reopened at 2 am for the exclusive use of her group, which included then-assistant Shannon Funk and some hand-picked male extras from her video shoot.“Britney was the first one to undress, and then everyone else followed,” Encinias tells Us. “I turned around and saw that she was topless and she had fake tattoos of flowers on her nipples from the shoot.”“I was told all she wanted to do that night was kiss a boy,” the 5’10” California native continues. "And that’s what she did. Mission accomplished.”It was when the alcohol started running low that an inebriated Spears, 25, suggested a game of Truth or Dare. “I was dared to get naked and get out of the pool and walk as though I was on a catwalk in a fashion show,” says Encinias. “Britney was laughing really hard.”

Wow, this chick will just hump anything at this point.  It could be a naked model she just met or a vacuuming robot, it really doesn't seem to matter.  5 years ago, when her anus was every 15 year old boys secret playground, that would have been a dream come true, but since then she's had two giant headed babies, so now fucking her would be like ringing one of those triangular dinner bells they use to call cowboys.