And now, the always glorious Sun UK has pictures of Britney, topless and drunk in a pool making out with a guy she just met. They also have new details, which can only be described by whatever word means the exact opposite of "shocking". And yes, she tried to F a gay guy. (NOTE - the Sun calls him "Mike Encinias", Us magazine calls him "Matt Encinias", I call him the luckiest man in the whole world.)
Britney’s assistant hand-picked Mike and a group of male pals to go to her hotel for drinks by the pool.
Mike explained: “Britney was drinking Mojitos and she’d been drinking some Jack Daniel’s
“Suddenly she shocked everyone by just stripping out of her top.
“She went into the pool topless - her boobs were exposed and she had a drink in her hand and a hat on with sunglasses.”
Mike says he kissed Britney after her assistant told him the singer wanted to “make out” with him.
He said: “She straddled me and put her legs around me.
“When I started kissing her I did everything in my power - from my previous experience of kissing girls - not to mess it up.
“Britney had more drinks - she was having Jack and more Mojitos in between me feeling her up, her boobs, and kissing her on her neck.
“Her body was very nice. It was sexual and sensual kissing. It took some effort to perfect.
“She is a great kisser - I’d actually say a phenomenal kisser.”
Mike was invited back to Britney’s suite once the party was over at 4am.
He said: “I went in and found Britney lying on the bed with her knees up and just a pair of pink panties on.
“She was looking like she was ready - and I wanted to finalise it.”
He was planning to spend the rest of the night in her bed — until one of his friends collapsed and nearly drowned from all the booze he had downed.
Britney’s bodyguards stepped in and ordered Mike to take his mate home.
Mike added: “In the end we had to say our goodbyes.”
Umm, "When I started kissing her I did everything in my power - from my previous experience of kissing girls - not to mess it up." So I take it Mike is gay. Or maybe he just told her he was gay to get out of there. Some people will lie like that. Like when my Angelina Jolie sex robot told me she was gay. But guess what, later I saw her making out with my buddy Todd. WTF IS THAT! I TRUSTED YOU!!!
i'm hot today!!!
Gotta love a real whore!!
It's like throwing a chapstick down a hallway…
my estelle getty sex-robot has nothing but the utmost respect for me…oh, my saggy love slave…
Of course a gay guy would need to practice to kiss a chick.
Homos don't kiss - they fuck.
I think Spears is going to become a homo.
You know what? As much as a nightmare as she is, I wish it had been me in that position.
I'm of course referring to the blackout guy. WOO-HOO! PARTY!! TOGA TOGA TOGA!
Where are the boob pics Mike, you fag?
whatever. this is all appallingly trite already. something is up to because -not that i care in the slightest bit- but how come none of the photos show anything that would be good on somebody else. you know which parts i mean. people, we are being toyed with like that effete boy toy in the picture.
In the end we had to say our goodbyes.
What the fuck dude?! He makes it out like they had been together for years and years. Yup, he likes to ride the pony. I on the other hand, would've put my buddy in the car, and went back and tapped her like a keg. Pussy is pussy when your drunk. Even if it
mightwill kill you.yeah…i'm a little pissed. the nipple factor here is shotty at best!!
*shoddy
It's like that time at homecoming I got trashed and made out with three fat chicks. AWESOME!
BTW, YO KEVIN! COPY, PASTE, COURT! GOT IT?
the lord is right!!! let those here among you who haven't gone 'hoggin' cast the first mcnugget!!!
She is racing with Michael Jackson to see who can piss away the biggest career in the fastest time in the most offensive manner.
At least she's fuckable - he was just fucked-up.
oh yeah- and slow the fuck down on all the comments people. i've only had two cups of coffee already this morning and there is something like a gajillion comments on all the new threads so far today. i can see what i'll be getting paid to do all day.
GET THOSE F*CKING HI-DEF PICS ON HERE SOON!!!!
MY DICK IS PISSED THAT IT IS BEING FORCED TO WAIT.
IT HAS BEEN WATING 8 YEARS FOR THIS.
"oooh Mokey you sure know how to get a girl goin'. If'n yu keep kissin me on the jaw like that, I'm gonna hafta get firty wif you. Uh, I'm gettin all gooey inside."
God, to hear Brintey talking like that….just thinking about it makes me so
sick to my stmachhot. No, wait…I was right the first time.see, just thinking of that shit hindered my ability to type.
word up…let's see those sewer lid nipples!!!