08.01.2007 BRITNEY SPEARS IS NUTS

The Associated Press says that Britney Spears threw a baby bottle and threatened to kill two photographers after they took pictures of her leaving a Las Vegas spa.  According to a statement:

Spears yelled "I am going to kill you! I am going to fucking kill you!," at Andrew Deetz, the photographer who was allegedly beaten by Spears' bodyguard on Thursday
The men were taking pictures of Spears and her children as they left the spa at the Wynn Las Vegas casino-hotel at about 11:30 a.m., accompanied by two bodyguards.
One bodyguard, Cesar Julio Camera, pushed Henderson (the other photopgrapher) against the wall until Wynn security intervened.
Afterward, Spears ran toward Henderson but was stopped by security, and then threw a baby bottle at him.
Then, in front of several other hotel guests and bystanders, Spears threatened to kill Deetz and said he should get a restraining order against her because she was going to kill him or hire someone that would.

I'm not technically a lawyer (or am I…) but it would seemingly be illegal to threaten to have someone killed.  Even if you're a big star.  Pretty much unless you're Cobra from GI Joe, you can't get away with threatening to kill people all day.  Luckily for the photographers, this chick is a retard, and her plan to kill them will involve her tricking them into standing on a big red X under a safe or chasing them on a giant firework.

(104) Comments

  1. MakersMadeMan 08/01/2007 09:46

    First…Happy Birthday to Me.

  2. DB's Treasure 08/01/2007 09:46

    Britney Spears is nuts………….no fucking shit

  3. DB's Treasure 08/01/2007 09:47

    Wasn't she banned from the Wynn just 2 weeks ago or so?

  4. kratzuli 08/01/2007 09:48

    BOOYAH - I'd shit on her!

  5. Slaappy 08/01/2007 09:48

    Guess who might be going to the clink as well, I hope she stupid enough to hire it out. One less Paps and one less nut job that I get to hear about everyday!

  6. Jroen 08/01/2007 09:50

    Am I the only one that thinks its way cooler that the Bodyguards name is Camera?

  7. WordBearer 08/01/2007 09:50

    Her meltdown is going according to plan. I'm hoping the next headline is "Britney Spears found dead…clutching a McRib." If that happened I would declare it the best day ever and then go hang out at the playground with my pants off.

  8. Juan 08/01/2007 09:51

    I protest!  The media should always attempt to reproduce Britney's actual words, not demean her by "correcting" her English. 

    "I am going to kill you! I am going to fucking kill you!," should have been more accurately transcribed as

    "Ima gunna key-al ya!  Ima gunna fuckin' key-al ya!"  

    Just like Ebonics, White Trash-Speak is a legitimate cultural dialect and should be respected.   

  9. DB's Treasure 08/01/2007 09:52

    …..mmmmmmmm, McRibs

  10. MakersMadeMan 08/01/2007 09:53

    Again…I say..SHOOOT IT!!  SHOOOOOOT IT!!!

  11. Juan 08/01/2007 09:54

    Jeez, if I had a nickel for every time some trailer trash bimbo threw a baby bottle at me, I could afford indoor plumbing and buy Granny her "nerve medicine."

  12. DB's Treasure 08/01/2007 09:54

    I wonder how she would react if we went back in time and handed her a file of photos and press releases of herself in the past 6 months 8 months 12 months 14 months………

  13. Eddie Munster 08/01/2007 09:55

    piss…….im tired of this piss

  14. Hollywood is F*CKING stupid! 08/01/2007 09:55

    WHY is she allowed to keep her children? I don't give a shit about her kids, but "normal people" would have had the children taken from them long ago.

    I don't know how any one working for Britney can honestly live with themselves and not feel dirty.

  15. Eddie Munster 08/01/2007 09:56

    hey DB, i think shed jump from the golden gate bridge…

  16. MakersMadeMan 08/01/2007 09:56

    I think she would hire another yes man.woman,troll, to say "it's okay baby, mama's lookin' real good, you just keep enjoyin that always delicious KFC"

  17. MakersMadeMan 08/01/2007 09:58

    Did DBT make a rule?  "Britney Spears is nuts, no fucking shit" I Second. Man Law.

  18. Paparazzi Sniper 08/01/2007 10:00

    …its Cobra Commander by the way…….and her boobs look smaller.

  19. Darth T 08/01/2007 10:00

    It’s hard to tell what is talking at what time. The drugs or the rotten brains…

  20. Jesus H. Christ 08/01/2007 10:02

    She's a month or two away from going all "Chris Benoit" on herself and the chilluns.  Except it won't be fueled by steroids, she'll be all hopped up on PBRs and bacon grease.

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