BRITNEY SPEARS IS NUTS

The Associated Press says that Britney Spears threw a baby bottle and threatened to kill two photographers after they took pictures of her leaving a Las Vegas spa.  According to a statement:

Spears yelled "I am going to kill you! I am going to fucking kill you!," at Andrew Deetz, the photographer who was allegedly beaten by Spears' bodyguard on ThursdayThe men were taking pictures of Spears and her children as they left the spa at the Wynn Las Vegas casino-hotel at about 11:30 a.m., accompanied by two bodyguards.One bodyguard, Cesar Julio Camera, pushed Henderson (the other photopgrapher) against the wall until Wynn security intervened.Afterward, Spears ran toward Henderson but was stopped by security, and then threw a baby bottle at him.Then, in front of several other hotel guests and bystanders, Spears threatened to kill Deetz and said he should get a restraining order against her because she was going to kill him or hire someone that would.

I'm not technically a lawyer (or am I…) but it would seemingly be illegal to threaten to have someone killed.  Even if you're a big star.  Pretty much unless you're Cobra from GI Joe, you can't get away with threatening to kill people all day.  Luckily for the photographers, this chick is a retard, and her plan to kill them will involve her tricking them into standing on a big red X under a safe or chasing them on a giant firework.