BRITNEY SPEARS – STILL GOT IT

Weird, I was just thinking to myself, "Hey, you know what would make my hangover feel better?  Pictures of Britney Spears without hair extensions or makeup."  Thanks, God!

She looks like what Sharon Stone would look like 20 years ago if she'd never been hot.  She's only 25 and she's already got that old lady haircut that all women get somewhere in their 40s or 50s when they've officially given up trying to look attractive; that official haircut of old age.

That's gotta be the worst day of every husband's life.  You're just kicking back having a cocktail, enjoying your middle age, and all of a sudden your once-beautiful wife comes back from the salon with that old lady haircut for the first time.  And then it hits you: "Fuck, it's all downhill from here."