E! had planned on replacing "the Simple Life" with a clone starring Kelly Osbourne and Kimberly Stewart, but after seeing some raw footage, decided that shit was too boring. So they got one of the most electrifying entertainers in Hollywood to replace them. Gatecrasher says:
E! had planned for the daughters of rockers Ozzy Osbourne and Rod Stewart to replace the "Simple Life's" Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. But "the network just wasn't into Kelly and Kimberly's show," an insider tells In Touch.
New plans are for a family-based show featuring Kim Kardashian, a former Hilton pal infamous for her own sex tape. The supporting cast would include her four sisters, as well as mom Kris and stepfather Bruce Jenner — the Olympic medalist dad of that other would-be reality star, Brody Jenner.
God, is E! even trying at this point. This chick got slapped around by some dudes dork for an hour in a sex tape and no one watched that, who the hell is gonna watch her shop and complain. I could air a live feed from a parking lot security camera and it would be more entertaining than this retard. Be sure to take a look at the banner picture for a summary of the shows one and only story line.
LOOK AT THEM TITTIES!!!!!!!
Kim is a whore, not like this comely wench… Yarr
Um, I actually watched that tap - well at least the part where her crimson ass was pumped more than a Texas Oil well in 1947!
I know it makes me a freak, but I would watch a Kelly Osbourne show if she did a didldo show on it.
something about that big block shaped head really puts lead in my pencil, I bet it relates to the "Peanuts" bedsheets I had as a kid.
I can't get drunk enough to watch this. Maybe if she was a cave-girl that didn't like car insurance ads!
Anybody watching this show of their own free will should be marked for death on behalf of the greater good of the country.
E…replacing two boobs with no talent….with two boobs with no talent.
I'm sorry…what was the question?
Her tape was about as boring as watching paint dry. It ain't easy being a porn star. God knows, it's a hard life…
(no pun intended, yarr.)
Is there a story written underneath the tits? I can't get past the tits…….feel the need to look again. Later
I'll be totally dead honest with you fuckers and tell you that I would throw Kelly Ozbourne's chunky can all over the bedroom. She reminds me she'd be a freak! I'd stuff my man tartar in that fat ass of hers and then throw it in that squirel cheak mouth
I'd actually Tivo this shit if it promised me daily shower footage - umm, the "clear" kind of shower.
boring
Good TV for me would be a reality show based on following Andy Dick around and watching him get beat up…a lot.
Who is this horse-face again? She looks like I could pop her with a pin.
God, she does have nice tits, doesn't she?
She's too raw for basic cable. Need to throw her ass on some kind of pirate broadcasting outfit ("aarrr, the Pirate Network") where she has sex with a different guy or girl (or animal) every
minuteshow.And get a decent director and photographer this time, that sex tape sucked. And not in the good way.
And take off all of your clothes and keep them off, bitch.
That would be two storylines.
Horse-faced? You show me a horse like that and I'll show you a happy cowboy!
man, that was lame….I apologize
Oh look! The ball bag triplets are back up in the ad.
hey does anybody know where i can geta chance to see this broads tape, i have to uh…..check it out for research purposes………(unzips pants) that was louder than i expected