E! JUST DOESNT CARE ANYMORE

E! had planned on replacing "the Simple Life" with a clone starring Kelly Osbourne and Kimberly Stewart, but after seeing some raw footage, decided that shit was too boring.  So they got one of the most electrifying entertainers in Hollywood to replace them.  Gatecrasher says:

E! had planned for the daughters of rockers Ozzy Osbourne and Rod Stewart to replace the "Simple Life's" Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. But "the network just wasn't into Kelly and Kimberly's show," an insider tells In Touch.New plans are for a family-based show featuring Kim Kardashian, a former Hilton pal infamous for her own sex tape. The supporting cast would include her four sisters, as well as mom Kris and stepfather Bruce Jenner — the Olympic medalist dad of that other would-be reality star, Brody Jenner.

God, is E! even trying at this point.  This chick got slapped around by some dudes dork for an hour in a sex tape and no one watched that, who the hell is gonna watch her shop and complain.  I could air a live feed from a parking lot security camera and it would be more entertaining than this retard.  Be sure to take a look at the banner picture for a summary of the shows one and only story line.