The New York Post says today that Justin Timberlake can't stay faithful, even when he's got Jessica Biel waiting at home for him. Page Six says:
Justin Timberlake's womanizing ways haven't changed. Spies spotted the notorious flirt "sitting with a bronze-skinned brunette with long brown hair all night at a cocktail table near the dance floor" at an HBO party on the roof of the Tribeca Grand. "They were obviously into each other," said the spy. "It was just the two of them . . . he had no entourage at all." Another source dished to us, "He is notorious. He will [bleep] anything." A rep for Timberlake said, "I have no comment on his personal life.
Justin Timberlake is completely average in every way, and Jessica is super pretty, so he should be thrilled to be dating her. Unfortunately she's only like a B cup, and Science! has proven that most guys cheat because their girlfriends boobs aren't big enough. Also she dresses like a flight attendant from the 60's. That can't be helping.
YES! MORE BIEL!
I could careless what it's about, as long as it's Jessica Biel. It could seriously be a thread filled with pap photos of her wiping her ass after a wicked shit.
oh God, my pants are getting tight!
i thought that guy was gay?
That can only mean one thing. Jessica is hot but she's lousy in the sack. Ah crap.
I don't really care for her hair in these pics. Oh well, guess I'll just have to leave the lights off next time I fuck her. I sure hope that's soon. Nice avatar DB. Orangutans are ALWAYS funny. Unless they are ripping your arms off.
See what people don't get about cheating on a bitch is that for every hot piece of ass you show me, I'll show you 30 guys who've hit it, dealt with it, and are sick of it. You try keeping a high maintenance piece of ass for more than a few pickle tickles and get back to me. As a man who has had a number of 9's and 10's in his bed, I can attest to the fact that all hoes get old eventually.
What did she fucking expect? Seriously.
Jessica Biel is a tranny anyways.
even when she's got those goofy glasses on and looks sorta like a horse, she's still pretty.
By the way, it's good to have you back, your pal Lance is a huge loser and probably sucks cock for crack money. That guy couldn't write for his life.
I'd wreck that chick. Sadly, though it may mean she isn't nice in the sack. After a couple million lessons by me - she should be good to go though.
Huge Taco Man, yet again you piss me off.
A tranny??? You're a fucking tool
Look at her fucking arms in the second picture. I'm ok with you being a homo DB, but don't try and force your sexual preferences on us.
Maybe celebrities just have the same agreement that my ex and i used to have, that if we had a chance at a celebrity it was acceptable to fuck them, just backwards? I still don't consider that guy with the bad combover who sells used KIA's a celebrity though, you fucking whore.
Cheating on Jessica already? Gee, I would have thought it required at least 6 months of non-stop Biel fucking to wash clean the stink of porking that greasy, zit-encrusted, pasty piece of fug otherwise known as Cameron Diaz,
If wanting to bang the living breath out of Biel is gay then call me the biggest fag!
Wait, no please just don't
im with taco man on this one. i bet she benches 225 and curls 90.
You're so beautiful, you could be an air hostess in the '60s.
Justin Timberlake is what chicks fuck when they think they want to be with a black guy but are too scared to actually be with a black guy. Instead they get a soulless small dick ass clown that does a bad impersonation of black guys like JT.
i haven't kept too many around to watch them get old- but i will say that models and actresses are really not worth the trouble of a second call after the one night stand. that's just asking for trouble.
it's not necessarily the hotness (although that should be a warning sign) because there are hot chicks with real jobs who are decent people too. i married one of those. but the hot chicks who try to make a living out of being hot chicks- forget that boring self-absorbed shit. trust me on this. fuck them quickly and get the hell out of there.
Jesus…Jessica Biel looks like she could break JT in half. I've met him in an airport…he's tiny….and I'm a huge strapping example of manliness.
~Faded
You could do better than her DB. There are plenty of Thai trannies that are way hotter than Biel.