LINDSAYS STATEMENT

After her plea deal today and agreeing to serve one day in jail, Lindsay Lohan issued the following statement:

"It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs.Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am ashamed. I broke the law, and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case. No matter what I said when I was under the influence on the day I was arrested, I am not blaming anyone else for my conduct other than myself. I thank God I did not injure others. I easily could have.I very much want to be healthy and gain control of my life and career and have asked for medical help in doing so. I am taking these steps to improve my life. Luckily, I am not alone in my daily struggle and I know that people like me have succeeded. Maybe with time it will become easier. I hope so."

Don't addicts need to hit some low point before they wake up?  if so, we can count on more fun with Lindsay because this isn't any kind of low point.  A few weeks at a beautiful Utah resort and an hour in a jail actually sounds pretty cool.  Jesus, based on what we've seen so far, the cops will probably let her hold their guns and play with the sirens in the squad car.