August 18, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Ryan Phillippe (and so help me God, if you ever pronounce it "FILL-uh-pay" in my presence I will wang you right in the ding dong) reportedly isn't happy about ex-wife Reese Witheredpoon boning Jake Gyllenhaal.
“Ryan is pissed about Jake,” a Phillippe insider tells Us Weekly, adding that Phillippe, 32, told Witherspoon, 31, “he didn’t want ‘that guy’ around their kids [son Deacon, 3, and daughter Ava, 7] and then made some crude Brokeback Mountain remark.”
I don't blame him. I read in National Geographic that 86% of all gay is transmitted by father figures who acted like a gay in a movie one time. You wouldn't want the kids to catch that. I mean, no one wants gay kids.
Ryan Phillippe is a man's man.