REHAB IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

Lindsay Lohan has arranged for OK! magazine to do a photo shoot with her while she is in rehab at the Cirque Lodge detox center in Sundance, Utah.  The pictures are supposed to look like candids but they are anything but.  The New York Daily News says:

In one perfectly posed shot, a demure Lohan, her hair pulled tightly back, is reading "Alcoholics Anonymous," AA's 164-page "Big Book," which mixes personal stories of redemption with a description of how the program works."She really is taking it seriously," OK! Editor-in-Chief Sarah Ivens said. "She's replacing L.A. and smoking with yoga and reading."And, Ivens said, "she hasn't looked this good in years."Lohan spends her days writing in a journal, soaking up "spiritual classes" and working shifts at Smith's, a nearby supermarket, where her earnings go to a local charity, the magazine said.If that gets too blue collar for her, a source said Cirque offers "equine therapy, where patients care for horses to help them with issues of trust.""She's been really worried about the influence she's having on her little sister Ali [13]," Ivens said."That's why this time she's determined to sort herself out, because she doesn't want her Ali to grow up and suffer the same things she's suffered."

Yeah I talked to some coal miners the other day and they all agreed that Lindsay has suffered.  The poor little lamb has had it pretty rough.  “Will she ever find love?  Golly I hope so," said one of the miners.  "She just needs a break, you know, just one lucky break," agreed another before he died in a collapse.(what's the over/under on days until we hear she's fuckin Jackoff Poser Headband Guy.  The one trying way too hard.  Let's see, Chinese lettering tatoo?  Check.  Bandanas?  Check.  Stringbeany arms and filthy hair?  Check and check.  I will bet my life he has black nail polish back in his room and he thinks you have to try this amazing herbal tea.  A real Choctaw Indian stirs it with his dick!)