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SCREW YOU LITTLE KID

August 16, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

I don't think I'm alone when I say that Presley Crawford and his fabulous genetics can go fuck themselves.  Little lottery winnin bastard.  He's 8 years old and he's probably been laid more than I have.  I'm not gonna lie to you, I have absolutely made out with chicks who weren't even half this beautiful, and that's probably not flattering for anyone involved.

(in case you can't tell, which is perfectly reasonable, Presley is the blond.  his sister Kaia is the worlds tallest 5 year old.)



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