Caitlyn Crawford Regrets Going Nude. Whatever.

April 4, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  First off, the idea that any model in her fifties is ageless is a total fallacy conspired on by the Botox corporation and the liberal media, and I won’t have it. You can’t recreate youth, and one of... READ MORE

Cindy Crawford Turns Out Her Kids and Taylor Swift Heroic Survivor on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #97

August 17, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, Matt and I and special guest Jessica Winther explore various depths of human depravity including ESPN's self-immolating slave auction, Cindy Crawford auctioning her white kids, reports that... READ MORE

Cindy Crawford Hangs With Her Teen Model Daughter

December 27, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Cindy Crawford has been on a running rant about trolls on social media complaining about her aging looks. Something you simply don't expect when you're fifty and still posting half naked selfies and magazine shots of you with no... READ MORE

Kaia Gerber Passed Around

September 12, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Not many people's lives are set at fifteen. Bombed out Syrian refugees and celebrity daughter models do grow up fast. Cindy Crawford's daughter, Kaia Gerber, was named the Breakout Model of the Year at some posh New York Fashion... READ MORE

Cindy Crawford Taunting The Old and Ugly

April 5, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Crawford’s doing it again. Shitting on your ability to manage expectations. Undoing life’s hardest lesson: accepting mediocrity. Crawford is fifty years old. She recently posted a picture on Instagram, from some exotic Caribbean locale, of herself in a bikini.... READ MORE

Cindy Crawford and Caitlyn Jenner End Times

March 29, 2016 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s an Internet meme that Cindy Crawford is aging into Caitlyn Jenner. That seems like a slap in the face to all the craftspeople who worked so tirelessly on building Caitlyn. Two recent high end modeling shots. Who looks... READ MORE

Cindy Crawford’s Underage Daughter

March 15, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

The media is engaging in its favorite pastime again. The one where it manipulates people into feeling something so that it can self-righteously chide those people for behaving exactly how it knew they would. Currently the media is making... READ MORE

Cindy Crawford Too Real

March 2, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The photographer who took this leaked photo of Cindy Crawford claims it was stolen and then photoshopped to make Crawford look past her prime. Also, he concluded that the cops framed OJ. The photographer’s hired a lawyer to send out cease... READ MORE

Cindy Crawford Gets An A For Effort

February 18, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

This photo from a Marie Claire shoot features a completely untouched image of 48 year old Cindy Crawford. It’s generating a chorus of applause from women pretending to champion the imperfection of the natural woman’s body. We’re now at the pendulum swing where you get... READ MORE

Cindy Crawford Selling the Cleanse

June 9, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There comes a point in the life cycle of every supermodel when you stop selling sex and you start selling wrinkle creams and the gentle means to unclog your lady shitter. Elvis died from having his pipes ballooning with... READ MORE