Star Magazine, via Celebitchy, says that the two adopted children of Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman have spent the summer at a camp outside Portland, a camp that critics say is designed to take kids while they're young and indoctrinate them into Scientology. Star says:
As Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and their 15-month-old cutie Suri were snapped romping around Berlin in between his filming the World War II drama, Valkyrie, noticeably absent from these family outings were daughter Isabella, 14, and son Connor, 12. Nor were the two with mom Nicole Kidman, who is currently in Australia filming her own WWII epic. So where have the Cruise kids been all summer? Star has learned that the youngsters are in Oregon, at a camp 60 miles south of Portland run by the Church of Scientology! “The summer camp is part of the Scientology’s ‘get them while they’re young’ campaign,” a source who attended the camp tells Star. “While they will be enjoying horseback riding, swimming and all kinds of fun activities, some of their day is devoted to Scientology coursework.”
And by golly that's what camp is all about. It's all about e-meters and thetans and chanting to some comically misinformed counselors about a religion based on 76 million year old aliens trapped on Earth in Volcano prisons. About a religion that is totally real, and not a sham at all. Theologically speaking, you might as well pray to a shoe, or the Great Pumpkin, but that's hardly the point.
I can't wait till the day they have virtual fucking! No one will ever see me again!
fix it fix it fix it fix it
Fixed.
And what the hell is wrong with the Great Pumpkin?
Ride Lo
yeah…that ralph fiennes movie just has to come to fruition…it just has to!!
Tom looks oddly enough like Gérard Depardieu
linus was cute….with his piano.
DB - I tell you this iPussy thing is gonna work and then who'll be laughing then?
Of course, the celebrity endorsement deal I have pending is Andy Dick.
I don't get what the big deal is. Isn't that what kids do at jesus camp?
All religious nutters are kool-aide drinkers; the only difference is what flavor they prefer.
spider used to date andy dick…small world.
i really imagine him having to step up on a step-ladder to kiss her. And she must have yo lay down while h'e standing to give him head. And damn if she doesn't loll halway decent in this pic.
Robert, I will get that iPussy copyrighted! MWA HAHAHAHA!
Y'know if Kidman can't afford to keep her eyes on the kids then fuck it - just send them to Britney …. THEN we'll see if Nicole can get off her knees long enough to give a shit about them.
He has to step up on a step ladder to eat her clam!
He's gotta take an elevator to kiss her!
that was lame. I apologize…..especially to you, Taco
Thanks Al… you truly are the master of the interwebs
i was catholic…we just glued macaroni to paper plates and got butt-fucked…
ummm…i mean canoeing…we went canoeing…
it could be worse for them… they could be joining a cult… ohh wait
Katie used to be so pretty. Anymore she looks like a middle-aged alcoholic mother of four who buys too many shoes to fill the void where her sex life used to be.
Don't question how I know this look.
db do you have a mac?